Aight folks, time to tell y’all about how my dearest spirit friends helped me pass this fucking annoying exam.
I promised to them to tell you guys about them, so here we are.
This fucking exam, is the biggest fucking bitch of all exams here.
Statistics.
Fucking statistics.
And you know what’s the worst thing? I never knew maths. Never. I literally barely got through elementary because I sucked so badly at maths, and the teachers would always tell me “don’t even bother, you suck at maths”.
Fuck that. I passed this mofo with a structured approach, with every spirit helping me from a specific angle.
Let’s start:
Vapula
Vapula’s specialty is all things academic and studying/learning based. She is able to create a period of time where you can go apeshit on whatever it is you are learning, and quickly become a master at it.
She is a MUST HAVE if you are studying for an exam.
Seriously, she fits so well with every other spirit it’s amazing.
You’re missing out if you don’t call on her - she boosts everything all around.
Andrealphus
This guy is a fucking lifesaver for studying massive amounts of information. He can literally make you remember EVERYTHING, and which is even better, HELP you to use the knowledge you learned in practice.
For all exams he is absolutely amazing, for doctors and shit like that… he is absolutely fucking invaluable.
Call on him alongside Vapula, and you will remember every single little fucking detail.
Asmodai
I haven’t noticed people talk about Asmodai as a spirit that can help out with studying, BUT…
Asmodai is a total fucking master at helping you develop ANY personal ability to a previously unattainable level.
And when I mean any, I mean any fucking ability you want.
Not only does he destroy any limitations you might have had to developing that skill or studying that subject, he also helps you with motivation - he helps you enflame that passion within yourself for the subject.
With Vapula and Andrealphus, you create an unstoppable studying combo. Vapula speeds everything all around and gives you time to learn everything. Andrealphus helps you learn, remember, and use it. Asmodai destroys all limitations and gives you the motivation.
With such a combo, you become a fucking beast.
But, this is just the beginning.
Sure, you helped yourself study more, but you can also influence others.
And here is where I introduce you to…
Bael
Bael, among other things, is a master of invisibility, illusions, and secrets. I decided to call on Bael to influence the perception of whoever looked at the exam - they would see different answers and such.
Though, in retrospect, you could work with Bael to make you invisible during the exam itself to cheat, but if you forget, you can always remember to get him to help modify the answers you put, after the deed is done.
Take note though, invisibility not in the traditional superhero sense (though that is possible at the pinnacles of power and skill), so if you just stand up and run around stealing everyone’s paper… you gonna get your ass kicked.
He will make you less noticeable, so if you cheat carefully, no one will notice.
So, call on Bael before/during the exam to help you cheat if you want, and definitely call on him after the exam to help modify any answers you might have fucked up.
And a final piece of the puzzle…
Orias
Orias is a master manipulator. He works in a slightly different way to Belial and King Paimon. He is able to masterfully manipulate, basically absolutely fucking dominate the will of whoever you desire who is deciding on something about you.
So, judges, individuals that you need help from, changing the hearts and minds of people… he is an absolute master of all of these.
Which means… call on Orias to dominate whoever is grading your exam. If you don’t know who it is, call on him anyway. The exam you did is intimately connected to you, so if ANYONE is grading it, he will find them and be able to influence them.
It’s trickier if it’s graded by a computer, but try it anyway. Orias is so fucking good at manipulating and dominating the wills of others, I wouldn’t be surprised he would be able to manipulate a computer.
Seriously, call on him.
With Vapula, Andrealphus and Asmodai covering your side of the exam i.e you studying (remember to put in the work), and with Bael and Orias helping you modify the perception and will of whoever is grading the exam, you are basically guaranteed to pass.
BUT.
There is another thing you can do - which is calling on the fourth name of Marduk.
Barashukashu
You can find all the instructions to summon him by Googling the Necronomicon spellbook.
He is able to help you when shit gets absolutely fucked - literally the performer of miracles, shifting reality to whatever it is you need.
If you find yourself absolutely terrified, make sure to call on him. He will help.
And, of course, I need to say thanks to King Paimon…
And to Azazel.
Without them, it would have been harder to finish everything. Supremely kind spirits, who are absolutely amazing. There is a lot of info on both of them, but in short…
King Paimon is excellent in all things study/learning related, AND a masterful manipulator, all in one. So you can definitely see how he can help boost the power of both approaches.
And Azazel… well, he’s just amazing. I can’t exactly put it into words what he did, but I know he helped out massively. I can definitely feel traces of his energy in the whole operation.
Now, you should definitely call on the spirit you’re closest with to help you out with all of this, as a sort of overseer or director of the whole operation. That depends on you personally.
Don’t be afraid to contact them.
Thank you Azazel, and thank you King Paimon. Thank you Vapula, Andrealphus, Asmodai, Bael and Orias.
Call on them if you need help.
That’s all.