I need help to get good grades

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Stressed student? Having exam trouble? Look here

Aight folks, time to tell y’all about how my dearest spirit friends helped me pass this fucking annoying exam. I promised to them to tell you guys about them, so here we are. This fucking exam, is the biggest fucking bitch of all exams here. Statistics. Fucking statistics. And you know what’s the worst thing? I never knew maths. Never. I literally barely got through elementary because I sucked so badly at maths, and the teachers would always tell me “don’t even bother, you suck at maths”. F…