What's the most retarded thing you've done in the occult

Don’t know if I typed already but my first evoke I chose king Paimon I. Did RHP Banishing first. 2. Pronounced his name wrong 3. Pretended I had no fear

Oh and haha talked about summoning demons to muggle minds
And talked about channeling a meditation to a complete and total Synic who complained they couldn’t meditate

Hahaha, glad to be of service. :sweat_smile:

I have a few

So this first one not sure if it was my past life, astral life or what not life, but I was in this group of people that we were devoted to Hekate. We basically was her “peoples”. Well one day something happened that was extremely bad like “oh shit the town is going to burn” So I did a no no and ran to this temple that was built in the mountains and called on Satan and basically asked for his help in exchange of my servitude. Just put it to you…even if it was just a dream…dont piss off Hekate. :confounded:

Next one was taken back in the seventh grade. That’s when I was really getting into magic and such. I did my first spell…a love spell…on a boy that I wanted to love me…without any protection or anything els just the spell and items. Oh it worked all right. He yelled across the gym how he loves me and almost wound up going crazy like literally insane because he said “I was always in his head” Well I wound up breaking the spell and yes meaning just taking it apart and the next three days we were puking our guts up. (We just played it off it’s the flu but we all know that was not true :joy:)

Sold my soul for a jelly donut.

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God that sounds like something I would do :joy:

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Yup, me too lmao

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That is a legitimate reason to sell you soul though, in my honest opinion :woman_shrugging:t2::joy:

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Throwing away really nice books and my first tarot deck that shocked my hand when I picked it up at Barnes and Nobel, all because I was having one of those bouts of ‘holding onto Christianity by my fingernails’ and felt like all the occult books were and off-putting combination with that.

Chatting and praying with a pastor after my first two-week-long getting blown open by a goddess experience and its after effects (which is funny - this particular goddess is tantamount to Mary Queen of Heaven in her full historic form). To be fair it did end in succubi keeping me up to where I could only sleep a few hours per night - that had me worried about my health. Also I’ve never since had anything quite that powerful happen since.

A few years later - working with a particularly powerful pair of female entities who may or may not have been of my creation (the debate would be whether I did generate every detail about them or just got lead to think I did) and really having it in my head that I could go into a meditation or a dream, drop in where I’d envisioned them as starkly as if it were a full physical reality, and imagining the combination of fear and anticipation I’d have walking down the hall toward them - if enough heart could make that happen then at that time I was the guy to do it! A strange thing happened early in that work - I was shown two girls who, per the dream, seemed like they were practitioners of one type or another who were willing to jump in and sort of animate these characters (a bit like they were thoughtforms that needed a human touch). I gave that a thumbs-down on principle because I was set on trying to make this work the way I wanted to. I’m still on the fence about this one though - ie. would I know what I know now, ie. that what I wanted was impossible, if I’d said yes to them and is it possible as well that they weren’t actually living people but rather ex humans or something in the pool of ancestors? That last part is neither here nor there in terms of being a good or bad thing but at the time I might have have thought of that sort of thing. A lot of contingencies there so a lot to say.

Smaller one but still funny - making a really cool black Saturn triangle to Lilith and Samael, adding up the Hebrew letters in their names, and somehow having gotten a translation that spelled her name LYLYTh rather than LILITh, thus I had a bit 731 on it rather than a 611. Blessing the pendent I was working on went fine but yeah, felt a bit embarrassed about that afterward.

Well it’s not retarded on me, more like it was fun and retarded on my friend but yeah me and some other friends accompanied an old friend in etheric projection and we didn’t know he was going to piss off a reaper, so he took off somewhere absorbed his projection and kind of hid himself lol. The rest of us just ran around in an etheric projection turning it into a game of hide and seek tbh because the reaper gave chase.

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Set a stairwell on fire as an idiot teenager.

Stairwell was at the back of my moms house, in the basement. There was a window with a curtain, some posters on the wall. It was where people went to smoke.

Was doing a death and rebirth ritual. Had this large metal bucket in which I placed 3 old diaries, some hair,

Tried to light it. Failed. Very anti climactic. Then I noticed my brother had left his lighter fluid laying around.

Put WAY too much fluid on.

Flames shot up to the top of the stairwell. All the posters caught fire and were curling up. The curtain practically vanished instantly in the flames. My metal bucket was roaring, deafening loud. I burnt my waist length hair and had to chop 4 inches off to make it healthy again.

My mom came barreling down the stairs to see me standing in a blackened room, the stench of paper and burnt cloth and hair. I was literally smouldering.

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i swear to GO. to become a woman. I saw Lilith head in my eyes so soft and pretty like his father shinny like mine girly and this is a secret nobody believes my thought sounds lovely

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Absorbing prana without filtering it first. Never a good idea

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I began to feel and think I was married to a demon :joy: I wasn’t but that was my stupid mind so I stopped immediately and never though of it ever again :joy::joy:

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does your current partner have a white and shinny body like when the night lights up by the moon like the one demon)the moon) does,

This has been happening to me! Made it rain twice this week with intent… and the weather app said it’s supposed to be clear the whole time :grin:

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so it was YOU! :hushed: :hushed: :rofl: :rofl:

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I needed some more ambient reading weather :wink:

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I’m a doubter- so I kept asking for signs - but little things weren’t enough I was greedy and continually asked—-until something I had hanging on the walk starting shaking . That shut me up (for a bit) I still constantly ask…I’m just in awe

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