What's the most retarded thing you've done in the occult

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LOL was it the sulfur? :sweat_smile:

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yeah but stinking lol

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trying to get demons to do my biding they do what they want if they help you great otherwise they aren’t slaves…

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Yea sulfur always stinks :joy:

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Listening to half-assed advice on forums.

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Tried to do a sex spell evoking the planet Mars without clearly stating or writing out my intent. About got into 5 bar fights, had a psychotic episode, and ended up scaring the shit out of my roommate. Lesson learned…

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How do you evoke Mars?

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:woman_shrugging:t2: out of boredom and noobness i called Belial and told him he can toy with me!! :sweat_smile: oh boy! He tossed me around in the astral like a ping ball! Scary but fun!

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Pulling an all nighter to monitor a rituals outcome AFTER I already had been awake for almost two days straight for mundane reasons. Will never do this shit again.

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Same way you evoke any other spirit, or an object. When you evoke planets they dont really communicate per say. You may have some envoy spirits but the planets themselves seem to just be raw unfiltered power.

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Yo waddup a fellow slovenian omg

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Would you say that planets are just giant chakras?

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Sorta. Its my opinion other chakras are just facets of the heart chakra. The planets seem to be very seperate and different cosmic batteries so to speak, while chakras are more of ponds or lakes id say.

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Leaving the room the moment after I signed a pact, no dismissal, no hello or Goodbyes, just signed it and off I went. This happened 4 years ago. Let’s just say the spirit got real pissed, real fast. I atoned and quickly learned how to properly do it.

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Me:

Girl with a lip ring:

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I may have doubted you lol…

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Liliths idea of a learning bout anyone?

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Between age 9/10 I tried to turn myself into a mermaid with a million different spells. Then between 10/11 I tried to become a vampire and grow wings for like a year… ah spellsofmagic.com how you fooled me.

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I said each of the 72 Djinns’ names from the Book of Smokeless Fire and freaked out about whether or not I drew them to me. That was actually my first post ever on this forum, asking if I had opened a door I could never close and having hell wrought on my life as a result.

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Those still sound like good goals tho haha

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