Preemptive strike! Muahahahahahahahahaha!!!
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Third!!
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My watching eyes 
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ahhhhhhh number 8
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TMW today you gotta do a shitty homework so possibly no training today 
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TMW I decided to pesk all the astral plane, daily, until they do as I say 
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tmw you donât know how to avoid your parents while visiting them
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Pretend theyâre not there? 
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That hilariously failed the last time I tried to pretend that at least their flaws werenât there. Maybe I will fake some kind of illness that justifies hiding in my old room until I can leave them again
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I actually did this last time I was confronted with my cousins. I faked having terrible stomach pains and having to lie down. Then, when they left, my brother was astounded by my âmiraculous recoveryâ.
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Tmw youâre often misunderstood by some people that youâve face palmed your self into a literal headache that you canât even
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Am I the only one that would just say no and not spend time in the company of those who I donât want to seeâŚ
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TMW your little dude ask if he can meditate with mummies friendsâŚna ah, oh noâŚnot yet.
So I just say âthey donât like childrenâ and he says âbut your not grown up eitherâ 
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tmw your partner might or might not have crushed your achillesâ tendon by accident 
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That doesnt sound good.
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