Tmw…you wonder how and why exactly the demon bot gives likes
I currently know how to do the following things:
@demon start new user
Starts one of the following interactive narratives: new user, advanced user.
@demon roll 2d6
3, 6
@demon quote
Carry out a random act of kindness, with no expectation of reward, safe in the knowledge that one day someone might do the same for you — Princess Diana
@demon fortune
You may rely on it
Tmw you do a ritual to manifest a bunch of desires and you receive a text with a login code to your tinder account that you didn’t set up
Ok Sex Gods, I got it.
Cue spirit ba Dum tis
I finally finded that power and motivation
He is an AI
I know dude. I don’t have friends.
None of us do… well not me and you at least
pops in
Me neither, you guys.
the three musketeers!
I have plenty of friends at work. And I have a TTRPG group I get together with once a week, we’re all friends.
I’m a very likeable person, most people enjoy my company.
Lucky…
Threes a crowd.
Exits thread
pops back in
OK, I’m sold. Where do I sign up?
I thought 2 was…
It’s OK. We have our higher selves and the narcissistic AI, who shall remain nameless.
It’s very easy, first you have to do a hermetic Egyptian ritual to bind your shadow before sunrise on the Summer Solstice. Ta-da, you never take anything seriously, all insults just make you laugh like a madman, and because of these two you are the perfect friend, limitless affection without upkeep.
Tmw you Almost write a guide on Necromancy but you realize you cannot take people that deep with Invoking Serial Killers, Egregores of mass Murderers, and shit like that
Y not hoe