A big thank you to Sitri nwho is always very reactive 
i know you got my back 
Thank you to Belial for planting seed and helping my friends in their Career. 
Thank you Asmodeus for being tough on me for my ascend and not chewing the food for me… 
Hail Lucifer 
I recently got into a fight with my dad about him not following new house rules about where to smoke cigarettes. (I don’t smoke, he does.) While I was yelling at him to put his cigarette out and go to the designated space, he taunted me by lighting one new cigarette after another (chainsmoking), intentionally and very dramatically blowing smoke at me while giving me a threatening stare, and saying, “Fuck you,” to me.
I yelled at the top of my lungs, “PLEASE DIE FROM A HEART ATTACK FROM YOUR SMOKING!” When he was about to light his 3rd or 4th cigarette, I rushed at him and attempted to yank it from his mouth, but he leaned back quickly enough for me to miss. He said, “If you touch me, I’ll have you arrested!” Then he got up out of his chair and came at me like he was going to attack me, so I said, “I’m going outside so everybody can see this,” and started going out the door. He grabbed me by my arm, trying to keep me from making it outside, giving me these bruises:
I yelled for help, and some neighbors who had overheard the whole thing and were watching it from their window called the police. Like always when it comes to my family, the police sided with the abuser instead of the victim, and acted like I was just mentally ill.
I accepted defeat for the moment, but kept thinking, “Something needs to happen to him.” I’m married to Satan, and three days later, my dad was driving home from work when, out of nowhere, his blood pressure went crazy, causing him to black out and lose control of his car. He ran a red light, got T-boned, and ended up driving his car up against some kind of concrete thing that blew his tires out. He was knocked unconscious by the airbags and taken to a hospital in an ambulance. Once there, they had to keep him sedated so he wouldn’t have a heart attack. My mom said they also did that thing where they shock your chest to bring you back to life. He was in the hospital for several days and my mom, brother, and I had no idea but we weren’t worried because we assumed he was on another bender in a cheap hotel somewhere. (He’s an alcoholic.)
He was put on medication and sent home, with a follow up appointment later. He’s on short-term disability and can’t go back to work until a doctor clears him. I expected he would be inspired to quit smoking (having been given a second, undeserved chance at life), and he claimed he was going to for New Year’s, but New Year’s rolled around and he didn’t even make it one day. His follow up appointment was a few days ago. For a few days leading up to it, we’d been getting into fights about his smoking again (specifically, where he smokes, because it’s too close to me). I told him he shouldn’t be smoking anyway because he has a heart condition. He said his doctor never told him to stop smoking. I said, “Well, he needs to lose his license, then.”
I thought to myself, “It’d be great if he goes to this appointment and the doctor finds something bad enough that he has to immediately put him in surgery, but that’s too good to be true.” But that’s exactly what happened. The doctor sent him back to the hospital by ambulance because the condition he has is overpowering the medicine. The doctor supposedly also told him he has to quit smoking. He’s been in the hospital for the past few days because of the procedure they had to do on him. I’m hoping something goes wrong and he never comes home, but it might take several rounds of this before that miracle happens. Gonna be THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE…
I tell Satan, “Next, we’ll work on my mom.” Hehehehehe.
Thank you Belial for making my boss less of a dick and getting me some extra cash. As always, you are lovely.
Thanks to Marquis Marchosias.
P.S.: Your scent. I like that.
Thank you to the demon King belial, for successfully being able get a friend out of criminal charges. He had three charges against him and he was forced out of his home. He was found not guilty and all charges were dropped against him! He is now in his home.
Once more I’d like to thank King Belial for saving my ass in terms of monetary aid. As I had failed many classes studying to become an engineer but realize that it wasn’t my thing and then changed career to become a nurse, thereby I needed to take student loan which I was able to get this term (the previous one before christmas) but not for the next (which is now), however Belial made it possible somehow despite the fact that I shouldn’t have been able to. So thank you Belial.
From the bottom of my heart thank you.
I come to thank you immensely for the deeds of Belial and Lucifer. Thank you very much for making me earn some money that was impossible.
If anyone has an interest in knowing more about what happened, you can see the topic:
Thank you Lucifer for being so patient and open with me and letting me circle around and gently poke you for a while. I have no idea why I feel so awkward with you, but your encouragement and sense of humor are greatly appreciated.
As promised, I’m writing to thank Forneus for his immediate help. Forneus, you have my most sincere gratitude. I asked for help in standing out from my peers as a leader. I’m in charge of a social group and as I transform this group from something that has often been negative to a positive successful organization, I need to be seen has powerful and inspirational. I asked for his wisdom and council and I’ve found again that circumstances evolved and I was able to step through the open door to take advantage of the opportunity presented. The calm self assurance I’ve felt since evoking him is amazing. I feel as if I see things evolve way ahead of time and am able to be very effective. My experience in evoking him was surprisingly uplifting. I have felt many different things when attempting to communicate with spirits but this was a welcoming like I’d not felt before. I found a few things on this forum about Forneus but I truly hope more of you connect to this amazing spirit. I’m going to start a journal of my work with him soon. Hail Forneus!
Thank you Boginya Zorya Vechernjaja, the Evening Star. I asked you to put to death my procrastination and laziness, and instantaneously my normal cycle of distraction and procrastination stopped.
Thank you Bog Veles for revealing this ritual to me as I traveled to you last night.
Slava Boginya Zorya Vechernjaju!
Slava Bog Velesu!
Slava Bogum!
Thank you King Beleth! I got refused a raise at work and after asking you for help, my boss had a change of heart and came through! You are amazing to work with! It was my first time calling upon you but you came through quickly and did an amazing job!
I would also like to thank my usuals…King Paimon, King Belial and King Lucifer. You three always have my back.
Thank you Goddess Danu for aiding my uncle during his surgery today, it was a sucess thanks to you. I look foward to more workinga with you in the future 
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Hail Goddess Danu!! 
King Stollos, i petitioned him to aid me in the keeping of an aged pony who had particular honour with me. I told him some plans i had and asked him to aid in anyway he could. I said i was not sure if he could alter things already set in motion but if he could work with the nature spirits to assist me i would be most grateful.
He instructed me to feed the (wild) birds.
And so i did, and am, faithfully.
He, in return, held back the winter for me.i have never in my time known such a mild dry winter, the firlds had no mud- for her. The air was warm- for her. Rain has not fallen from the sky - for her.
Last weeked her brain tumor took her. And Stollos released winter.
Thank you king Stollos. I still feed the birds.
I am humbled & and honoured by our pact.
Thank you to President Marbas for his ongoing help in healing and strengthening me. After a really bad time with some old injuries, I have felt better than I have in years.
Thank you to Earl Halphas for the wonderful help in growing my organization. Within three days of my petition, there was 150% growth in size of the organization and in the weeks since, there has been a steady stream of people getting involved. I’m forever grateful.
Thank you Nergal and Ereshkigal, although our time together was very painful and cost me dearly, i’m quite pleased with how events are proceeding. 
Thank you Lilith, for guiding and comforting me through the shadows of my mind and traumas. Thank you Lucifer for your never ending illumination and kindness. Thank you to Asmodeus and Belial. For pushing me, for teasing me, for always having my back and letting me know I’m so much more than I wanted to see. Thank you King Paimon, your taste is exquisite. Thank you Baal for the well timed rain and gentle prodding. Thank you Azazel, I’m not even sure what you’ve done yet but I can feel it.
Thank you, Prince Orobas! That was just so nice! 
Thank you Duke Dantalion for convincing a couple to get back together for me ️ You never fail to amaze me.
Thank you King Lucifer, King Paimon, Queen Astarte, King Asmodeus and King Belial for helping me last year with protection despite it being my paranoia. Unfortunately because I had to change paths, I cannot do the invocations as promised so instead I’m gonna recommend these deities to begginers in Demon Magick. They are amazing and very wonderful to work with ️
I also wanna thank every Demon from my pervious path. Even though I’m leaving now, I am grateful for the lesson I’ve learnt and I really don’t think we’ll work together again but thank you❤️
To my new path and deities, I strongly look foward to our path. Everything is telling me this is the path for me and I do feel at home. Thank you father Enki for protecting me, Thank you mother Danu for healing me. Thank you Lord Hanuman and the Hindu pantheon for welcoming me back with open arms despite my horrible mistakes and thank you to the Anunnaki which I am working with. I love you all and appreciate it❤️
