Lol I have a quote for this:
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ouch!
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Ok, I’ll admit it. Guilty of charge! I just can’t contain myself, because it just makes me moist and drooly.
I’m also known as:
…and I have this thing with sausages. They’re everywhere!!!
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I do the same thing on occasion with a 1.5 lb Snickers bar, lol. No regrets…
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Mixing Demonically strong drinks on my days off that have most people asking how im not dead yet 
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Show me da wae
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Mine is probably just getting into a bersek rage just because not with anyone or anything around that I could break but still. Fun
Its this insane 7x7 lunacy im telling ya 
Hardwiring the craziness straight into the subconscious. Was looking for pipe insulation went on autopilot on my way out next thing i know my brain is echoing a passage which stops me dead in my tracks when i noticed it.
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To cry when watching some movies.
“Ai qing wan sui” still works well, even from 1994… Thank you Ming-liang Tsai!
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Aww…Yes I still cry when I watch titanic ok!? I admit it!! 
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That’s not what your Starbuck’s sandwich said…
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The one you ate with a pumpkin spice latte? I beg to differ
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Sometimes I go on delusional tyrannical monologues utilizing violent, destructive, and chaotic imagery. This isn’t so much scary as it is extremely humorous to me. Less psychopath, more old school super villan. And I never skip out on the maniacal laughter. It ties the whole thing together.
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You should video it and post it as the Narsonix Manifesto on YouTube - no wait, might be too dangerous someone might take your humour seriously.
I can totally see this…
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Made my day 
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Everybody is somebody’s weirdo - Hello, I might just be yours - big horsey grin and slobbering kiss 
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Ponies. Not miniature horses, I mean fucking ponies… Because the gods of Hasbro own my soul, and I can’t seem to get it back.
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Anime music
Enough said.
I’m gonna regret saying this later aren’t I?
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