What made you know magick was real?

[Yasuke]

There you go.

How to fix your computer (TL;DR at the end)

Greetings, everyone! I hope you had a nice weekend and you… Oh, what’s that? Your laptop is not working anymore? You spilled some highball and most of it landed on your incredibly expensive MacBook Air? You tried removing everything with a towel but it was already too late? You don’t know how to fix it? Do not fear, for I am here to help! Two weeks ago, on a nice Sunday night, I went back into my room after using the bathroom. I was pretty drunk and, because I forgot to turn on the light, I bum…