New books printed and on they’re way … no excuse now - must follow the rituals to the letter…!
J
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What’s that got to do with our lockdown though? 
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Dear Lady Eva - what else is there to do whilst locked in the privacy of ones home ? Show don’t tell…! hey Eva are you up for a bit of cam fun - Ill watch you - you know you kinda dance and stuff and give me some self relief instruction that kind of thing - ? you can laugh at the size of my pekka … interested ?
J
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Oo-er missus.
I think online booksellers are having a lovely time right now.
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You need to chill and show some respect… this is inappropriate…
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YouR gif and my words make for a beautiful combination.
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What do you mean by this? What is a pekka
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lol I’d love to oblige but I have a husbando and also some kind of person who appeared when we made love, I dunno, but I have to feed them so think I may be ineligible for being wank fodder lol! 
But thanks for asking! 
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closes Lop_Pollos eyes with my hands Shhhh, no questions. Think about something nice. Like, butterflies or the sun or something.
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yes miss…
J
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Thank you 
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Butterflies with little retractable butterfly pekkas.
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its … ok …
J
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Whats a pekka
Thats what i thought, used to play coc xD
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Britbong lingo. 
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what isolation can do
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