Me too, but i need to complete my studies first </3
Only one way to find out
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idk but we should test that shit out to be sure, either way!
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Oof rip good luck on that
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You and I can be the ones who make sure everything is done to proper medical standards for a clinical trial.
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Idk if it was purely a joke but in case you were at least half serious, here it is: Just an introduction
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I shall spread the gospel of our Dark Lord Conner.
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Ikr, somedays I’m just ridiculous and hilarious lmao…
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FBI WANTS TO KNOW YOUR ADDRESS 
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Have you successfully been in an a polyamorous dynamic?
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They already know your address, they want to know your location.
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There’s a phobia of big words and it’s called
hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia
Who the fuck named this 
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Tell them they can check the gps up your asshole if they need that much…
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I was joking but thanks xD
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An absolute legend.
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Oh my friend Jeff aka jewf has been told by mormon people to stop sending there missionaries to people houses
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I know right
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Go home your drunk.
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What, did you shove a tracker up there when I was sleeping?
Would explain the odd feeling in my colon…
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3… need certainty of toilet brush potential
4… outrage at missed meme potential
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