The hot steamy new thread for single people (18+ only) (Part 1)

Love, Sex Magick & Relationships
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If I have multiple personalities and one of my personalities is dating one of my other personalities, technically am I still single?

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36 - Male - Old school straight (sadly, I always wanted to be bisexual, since it sounds like a lot of fun) - BDSM addict - And since probably no sexually submissive hot ginger in her 20s in this forum lives in Argentina, I donā€™t know why I am posting, except maybe because I like Purpleā€™s threads.

Mandatory: Narcissist, cocky jerk, since as everyone knows, every Argentinian is all of this things. Stereotypes, you know, those things carry power or something like that.

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Bingo!

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Youā€™re such a snob.

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Oh, now sheā€™s shy.

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Since you mention it, as a matter of fact, I am quite shy in person. Which is probably 80% of why Iā€™m usually single.

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Where you from ?!

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That must be a tough one to 12-step:

ā€œI came to realise I was powerless in the face of my BDSM addictionā€¦ powerless and helpless, like being handcuffed to the addictionā€¦ oh dammit.ā€ :sweat_drops:

:smiley:

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Shy bitches got the best pussy.

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I donā€™t know about THAT, but we do make devoted partners!

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Depends on the year.

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More like an addiction that takes your partner with you and they are tied and handcuffed and suffering in your place and addicted with you while saying ā€œI have been a good girl, master, please [CENSURED] me moreā€. Sooooo sad, my dearest Lady Eva, so sad :sob:

What do you think step 1 would be like? :thinking:

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Welp. This went from simple date profile thread to flirting and sexual jokesā€¦and Iā€™m alright with this. :stuck_out_tongue: Itā€™s funny to watch people squirm trying to get attention from others.

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I wish there was any point in me posting here, but I feel like Iā€™m too far away geographically to matter. :smiley:

BUT if by any chance thereā€™s a Bulgarian girl, looking for a meet up:

ā€œHow you doinā€™?ā€

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So itā€™s working? Excellent.

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I am a 23 male
Single

Interested in females only

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Itā€™s certainly better than a bunch of people spamming basic info panels. XD

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This year for example :face_with_monocle:

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Florida. :face_with_monocle:
Edit: lesā€™ not crowd the topic tho.

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