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Plays Anne Frank Adventure
Press X to Jump
Presses X
German Soldiers:
They’re in ze attic!
Game over
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I bet you did nazi that coming.
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TMW you realised only now that you were born on a pagan holiday of Imbolic, during that time the Irish would be associated with the goddess Brigid. Then you realise wait … Fuck I forgot I’m part Irish too huh 
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Salute to the eternally youthful Irish demi-god
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I’m not that rooted into my Irish heritage 
although I know my family were royalty.
We were known as the Dwyer clan, known for being great warriors and have many castles still remaining.
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My respects to the Young Master
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In all seriousness, learning your heritage is fantastic and thats pretty cool
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Thanks and yeah, I’m a mixture of everything one man I do know was …
My great great etc Grandfather.
The man who played a crucial role in capturing the murderer known as Dr Crippen.
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I was born on a Bulgarian holiday…
I’m 1/4 Cuban, 1/4 German, 1/4 Italian, and 1/4 Jewish so it doesn’t really apply to me so eh…
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That’s dope man 
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It’s the Bulgarian holiday celebrating midwifery…
I’m not even remotely Bulgarian, and I’m a dude, so midwifery doesn’t really interest me all that much.
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I’m like a distant cousin or nephew of John McCain… yes that John McCain… and most of the family is just as fucked up as you would imagine. I am basically an extreme outlier mutant…
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Tmw
It’s time to Investigate The Sephiroth again
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TMW My Zippo needs a new flint, and possibly a new wick. I know I can send it in to Zippo and they will fix it, but it might be easier for me to just order a replacement flint for it.
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My Zippo somehow found a portal into the aether from inside my house, I swear
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