Tmw…pre-hiking cheeseburger is good with coke
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Sounds as if you were tryna to rape her first, dude.
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That moment when you mix mango monster and mango venom energy drinks (spicacked)
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Tmw you realize the new amulet by Michael w Ford is a modified version of one I found online
Not a bad modification though just surprised a little
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Twas just a joke. I hope you succeed and find what you need on the forum. Love is strange. Sometimes love is just lust. Sometimes “love” is just desperation, and sometimes it’s true love. The reason I made the joke in the first place was because lots of people want demonic and angelic help to win an ex back, but internal elemental transformation is usually most effective. Essentially making yourself more desirable instead of getting a demon to do the work.
Don’t give up!
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That ass is not fat. Its a mice bubble butt i would say.
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Tmw
I went to my temple and my Bag was destroyed by the rain. Bugs all in my bag.
I couldn’t retrieve it and bring anything back.
My Death Note was ruined.
I almost cried.
I felt guided to destroy everything, so I tossed my bag with all the tools into the forest, and broke my consecrated bowls.
I then did a ritual with The Hagalaz Rune to invoke change using sticks and Drew other Runes in the Dirt.
Took the time to connect to Nature, weird it’s power, and do some personal Work.
Afterwards, It rained on me while the Sun was clear and shining.
I still feel sad, but I also realized (or rather the spirits made me realize) you don’t need tools to be a badass.
I left my Axe and all, save for 3 Candles I used for Death Rites:
Black, Red, and Purple.
Thus a New Stage of Evolution Begins.
#ShamanicRitual
#Death
#Power/Reclaiming
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We got hoes, we got thugs, we got sex, we got drugs
We got laws, we got all the right people to break ‘em
We got blood, you got oil, you got land we can spoil
We got bigger, better guns, yo I know we can take ‘em
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Hmmm…which groups?
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Oh take your pick. Many can’t be mentioned because of pesky rules or such. Could be political groups, ‘clicks’, HOA, cults, etc you can find many of them some more obvious than others. Such people love to band together. Like the crack heads in my town for example and not the poor victim kind either but the enemy scum and malicious sort.
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Those pesky gangbangers really grind my gears too. You could’ve totally told me though. I swear I’m not a snitch bro.
How do you feel about annoying hipster artists terrorizing poor neighborhoods?
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Oh those are examples. It seems lately such cancerous groups and people are acting up everywhere. Really annoying.
As to artists and neighborhoods it really depends on the specifics of what they are doing and how much it infringes on the people living there and whether provoked or not. I’m not above siccing such on HOA assholes that fine you if your grass is half and inch too high.
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It’s that rippity rap jungle music and prescription medication; and government funded trauma.
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I just did today’s evocation of Bune: I Finished Binding the 72 of the Ars Goetia! - #388 by Anziel_Merkaba
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That moment when someone offers free tarot readings and there’s still 7 slots open 30 minutes later 
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Tmw you find out you have much more Jewish heritage than you thought anne frankly you’re surprised.
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