ME: PLEASE LUCIFER I BEG YOU TO HELP ME
HIM:
I am sorry about that.
Parties are shit anyways so no need to worry man. We love you.
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thank you
well i am done.
i must admit that i am destroyed in pain
but its a great oppurtunity to build myself again.
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Remember. Solve el coagula.
And you are not alone.
We are here to give you your dose of memes and giggles until you get yourself together. We all have these periods.
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This is like watching a trainwreck in slow motion
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When someone enters my life:
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You are a gold in the coal mine dude,dont be sad like that.Beautiful,handsome or rich may get the attention but you will have the last laugh.
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Sounds like an anal joke
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What kind of train is it? 
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Yes. Exactly.
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Donât give it too much meaning, please. In 90% of all failed party attempts the mixture of people attending isnât just balanced.
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TMW you get rid of some bull shit from ur life and other pops up 
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can you believe that
i randomly thought that quote literally seconds ago
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Bruh I feel you on that
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You are seriously pissing me off 
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AND?!
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Why is the Trap (insert honorific) pissing you off?
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Hold your horses.
Is he a trap?
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