He promised money. And his grandma, too!
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No thousand dollar bribe money, no mythical African Prince and grandma money. Hey I donāt make the rules.
And you killed grandma. Grandma killer.
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Yeah. When it comes to scams like that I always roll up my Windows and Lock all the doors.
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When youāre sober while demanding the bribe money but NOW youāre drunk, you donāt demand the bribe money, right? Because youāre not an african prince but only drunk. Which means, you hand over the money without the bribe!
Aaaaaand I prayed your grandma really deeply into a better place!!
Cats canāt roll up windows.
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This thread totally made me pop open that bottle of port Iāve been saving. Functioning alcoholics club ftw
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They got you fooled, huh?
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Iāll drink to that
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Hehā¦Cats defy rules and physics sometimes unlike Dogs. Thats why their mysterious and always demonized alongside witches
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No, theyāre demonized because they always share pics of really really neat food in dire times of hunger
Sorry. I spent all the money on vodka.
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So that was aboutā¦tree fiddy?
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Badum-tss
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(((Puts on my Monocle taking a closer look at Odnannā¦a Britsh Cat with a Monocle!))) A person with all those jobs is Starving? If thata the case you should move to wherw theres alot of money. Heck you got a bunch of refugees doing it (((catwink)))
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Nah, I just ate already and I donāt want to come off as greedy to myself
It was fo fiddy i have standards ya know.
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Thatās what he said
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Shoulda prayed deeperā¦on your knees.
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I might ( Ķ”Ā° ĶŹ Ķ”Ā°)
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Prayer is always a good thing. Offerings are optional.
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