I can offer a really limp handshake?
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I guess that will do. Plus some of that fruit vodka
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A combination that one could hardly resist
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Yeah. That’s the power of the wet towel.
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My secret god form 
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I invoke the o goddess of the wet towel and pray that you don’t pop me in the ass. Or if you do at least untie my hands so I can defend myself.
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Heck, I do! It’s in the terms and conditions everyone refuses to read
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No unbindings will be given tonight!
Wet Towel, I pick YOU!
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Tmw your friend says that the 12 elders from the Bible told her she was damned😶
Hand tie attack
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Okay fine. Let’s get it over with.
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I bet @A_Pariah offered them that crappy vodka. They’re not the 12 elders, they’re the 12 drunk dudes.
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They’re the 12 drunk african princes and their grandmas
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well she told me that she was wrong for telling me about magick
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Nooo! What the hell
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It’s really effective!
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She also had some of that vodka I see…
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