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Mule? Is it as good as the name suggests?

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Good for a teenager! Now probably Iā€™d have this for breakfast!

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Iā€™ll have you know I was completely sober when I pretended to be an African Prince. So that makes it okay.

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I donā€™t know if this makes it any better :smiley:

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I used to be into Screwdrivers in my late teens/early 20ā€™s. I sounded hilarious ordering them

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Nah. Totally makes it better. Better than killing my grandma.

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Ah mixed drinks. These days if itā€™s more involved than pouring it out of the bottle i canā€™t be bothered.

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I only know ā€œrusty nailsā€ (rum with tabasco), is this the same?

Your grandma is now in a better place

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Orange juice and vodka

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You can untie my hands now.

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Iā€™d rather not :relieved:

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Iā€™m rather fond of gin tonics these days, and I occasionally order a screwdriver or vodka battery at a bar. Less hilarious now that I am not shitfaced drunk ordering them and my english is better

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Now who is being mean? :wink:

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Iā€™m not mean, Iā€™m only passionate about survival.

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Heh sorry. I thought Odnann would appreciate it but maybe pizza is a Duude thing. Paggliaciā€™s isnt too bad.

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I do and you know it damn well

So much left overs I was looking for people to hand out slices. Weird when construction workers say no because they just ate or whatever.

Ah, you fear for your safety. Donā€™t worry. I didnā€™t like grandma anyway. She isnā€™t even my grandma.

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I would never say ā€œnoā€.

Maybe youā€™re not lying. But youā€™re lying, so dem hands stay tied neatly, mā€™kay?

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Nahhā€¦mean is when you get screwed over by a Nigerian Prince Scam.

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