TMW you are no longer able to conduct dark rituals at home because the Xtian person in the next room doesnt like invisible people sitting on her bed.
Also, TMW you remember you placed an open portal at your old place of employment and you laugh at 0030 hrs.
Also, TMW you have to look for a better ritual space, and remember EA talking aboug 24 hour storage lockers.
I AM TOTALLY MAKING A DARK TEMPLE!!!
I hope they dont mind me painting the Universal Circle.
that moment when you use Damon Brands way of creating servitors and making their home inside your body you actually feel the energy where its home is inside you
Ah⌠But its fun in the sun.
Lmao. No it really isnât.
That moment when you hope that if you read 800 more posts that you will be given Regular status. (It would be 24k posts read then which should be enough).
TMW you just sip your tea 
That moment when 24k posts read doesnât get you regular status.
Lol⌠I guess i will need to spend more time on here than i have been.
#alwayscomplainingaboutthis
Quantity of posts combined with useful/helpful content.
TMW spies are everywhere and they want to prove if rumors about me is true?! Bahahahaa my windows will remain shut forever if that is so! 
the following post will explain why, a hate meditation would be necessary to have the drive to do so.
TMW you casually banish yourself of humanity,
via seal, made in 2 minutes.
Later, i got brought back by a raw fear.
-i wont go into details. The enemy himself and those manipulated are everywhere.
BUT: Know that banishing yourself of doubt, lethargy and discontent would render some a buddhistic zombie.
Recent days, weeks have been intense, but not intense enough just the same.
The illuminati are out to get you =)
Yup⌠I attempt to do so.
No, the change came directly after.
~Hard to believe its been only âthree daysâ.
To say so much: I now know what flaws are of the enemy,
and not mine.
The enemy killed the passion build up by the anger and disgust,
tried to throw me into a pit, where i wouldnt have the passion to establish something
that isnt for their cause.
The enemy made me confuse my understanding of simple instructions.
The enemy made me question-spam my allies.
The enemy tried its best, but im not alone.
The enemy made me doubt my potency and that of the work.
Once you realize, how frightenly omnipresent the enemy is,
and how it feels to be without their brainfog, only then will you
know, with every fiber of your being, that only brethren are to be trusted.
Not believing into the enemy, is desired by the enemy.
The JCI DO WIELD power.
Death to the JCI.
Death to the RHP
Death to all who use their poisonous powers.
Death to all who preach the corrupted systems.
Death or revelation.
Those are the only options.
You think, that mankind created the gods?
~No surprise, since you use ways of working with âthemâ.
You use corrupted techniques, rewritten by the enemy,
followers of those ways created eggregores.
That is why the disrespectful âim the operator, highest being in existenceâ -approach
sort of works, since you DID create or fed those eggregores, so yes,
you are their master.
And even IF you use valid methods, or allmost clean systems like the qliphoth,
you are still a unprotected target, due to your ignorance of the enemies constant
attack on everything about you.
Kinda surprised you arenât a regular at this point⌠Though the old black belt story comes to mind for some reason 
tmw you finally get paid a large sum of money and you explode gratitude all over your altar.
TMW nostalgia:
tmw you be x-mas shopping and find a massive plush octopus, so you parade about the store with it on your head. Hail Cthulhu!
That moment when you feel your servitor move around inside of you is this how women feel? LOL