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TMW
Im thankful for discipline.
Now feel my power 4AM.
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Tmw you see Na’amah.
Holy.
Fucking.
Hell.
I will definitely be visiting her realm in my dreams tonight 
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That moment when you are told to work outside in the fucking rain and thunderstorms by your boss even tho that is against company policy 
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TMW I had the best fried chicken last night at some little Japanese Ramen restaurant in town.
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TMW your brother told you, that he and his classmembers actively wished sickness to a female teacher and that christian sports teacher = both didnt appeared at work.
IM SO FUCKING PROUD!
but its sad that by mentioning this here, i gotta give hime some whispers and signs to bleed on, to protect himself
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white sage smells bad
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lol 
~you do know, that sage is also a term used, not just for herbs, but also for saints?
oh yes, the “saints” smell, they breathe, speak, do and think poison.
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if Sage meant holy men, that means she would have had to smell the Preachers Fart.
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isnt that a semi-refference to hellsing ultimate -abridged?
Alucard said something like “isnt that the smell of frankenincense and semen?”
…give me minute, i will search for it
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TMW I love the smell of sage, rosemary and thyme. 
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TMW I feel calm, in spite of situations beyond my control or knowing, and Houdini is the man. 
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TMW you are desperately looking for a festive and glittery, yet formal party dress 
I only have two dressing modes and neither one is fitting
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I think that Chocolate Cake you made hit the sweet spot
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Of course 
Tmw.you are in one city, headed to a college campus in another city, and can smell the pussy from a mile away 
HELL YEAH!!
I feel like this guy
That moment you decide to write a Christmas letter for Satan…On concencrated blood ink…and burn it after raising sufficient energy. I think I’ll make an offering of Lagavulin and cookies before leaving to my parents place too 
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Tmw you receive a check just shy of $1200 from a settlement you didn’t know you were part of - from about 15 years ago! 
♀️ I’ll take it sure.
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