Tmw you almost strangle someone at work
At least your hands arenāt in perfect neck snapping position at least 10 minutes per clientā¦ I have found myself tempted occasionally . On a side note, why does my clinic seem to attract middle-aged or older, overly chatty, judgemental Christians.
TMW Azazel gets you a new job, after two weeks of work you thank him and get a call saying their laying you off without reason. Then Azazel laughs and says " You didnāt really think a King would be forced to work in such a place ".
Time to ascend not just in power but employment too.
Lol
Homeboy thinks Iām over the situation. I still got the cord that was tossed to me by a girl to strangle him with.
Itās far from over
The hell kind of girl does that?
What type of work KFC? Was it a customer or employee?
Call Center
Co-worker
A crazy bitch
TMW you and your coworker are talking about how you both miss some more intense aspects of your old work. During lunch break. In the cafeteria. In detail.
The miracle of bonding over other peoples weak stomachs.
Crazy and Talking too Much (Call Center) isnt a good combo. Maybe you should curse her with Tourettes like off the movie Duece Bigalo
TMW you brew tea and the clock hand of the seconds is always, or almost so, on 12 (Iām appreciative of that, itās convenient)
TMW your athame feelsā¦empty.
But it hasnāt been drained or used by any one but you and is NOT low on power. Neither have you used it recently
The power of it puts pressure on my ears
What the Hellā¦
Sounds like an experiment gone wrong.
That moment whenā¦you are learning to trust the spiritsā¦
That moment when you get all of your wisdom teeth pulled today.
Ah the discomfort and slit pain.
TMW youāre extremely amused.
Cleanse it and start over, perhaps.
TMW you smile softly and press play:
TMW you remember that home is where the greatest accident risk is. Stay safe,kids.