You look like you are holding back the Vilest Demonic laughter in the selfie 
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Really it was trying not to laugh in elation that my hat finally arrived and wasn’t stolen off my porch while I was at work.
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Cool hat tho
At least someone isn’t afraid to wear it
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Psychic landmines help keep porch thieves away.
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Or a dog.
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looks at popcorn
Steals a handful
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Been pondering doing a working against porch thieves.
Can’t have pets in the apartment.
As always, super mature of you Micah. lol
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Why thanks 
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I can send you blueprints to a proximity triggered sigil that can be tuned to detect intent and go off on those that meet a certain condition. I’ll have to get to my computer though.
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Thanks for the offer, but I can come up with something suitably nasty for it. Damned porch thieves.
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Now develop that shit into a actual landmine usable by the Military
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It literally rotted the leg off of an evil neighbor that was trying to poison my cats.
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Fuck the neighbor kill the bitch
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Lmao who poisons cats 
Even I treat cats decently
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Damn bro, that’s pretty fucking nasty, good work.
I’m all for fucking over someone who deserves it, so long as they actually deserve it.
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This was few years ago in Arizona. After his leg fell off he vanished.
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I live there
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eyes emoji
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Hat post is not a post with political magick or discussion of politics as its main premise, likewise posting a rainbow flag selfie, or BLM or pro-Bernie/pro-anarchy hat/tee/butt-plug would not be political posting under the rules, it’s just a passing comment, those are fine.
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Well a one legged old grouchy Canadian that looks like he has a cactus up his ass.