That Moment When 3

Destruction/Death kink, huh? :eyes::smiling_imp:
Lmao just wait until you feel this D***
:rofl::rofl::rofl:
It is damn near weaponized :joy::ok_hand:

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Lmao just wait until you feel this D***
It is damn near weaponized :joy::ok_hand:

Sooooo this is the moment when I should interpreted this song’s lyrics part from on an another side? :roll_eyes::crossed_swords::fire:

Gladiator, gladiator, gladiator
Picked a fight with the gods I’m the giant slayer
Bone shaker, dominator
Freight train, wrecking ball, I’m the gladiator

No matter, I already did. :'D

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Lmao

Wait for it

I came in her like a WREEEEECCCKK-ING BALLLLLLLL
:joy::joy::joy::joy::joy::joy::joy:

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TMW a mind explosion takes place. I love when that happens. Things click into place. Hrm…
Dat’s some bullshit right tharrrr. :eye:

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My favorite feminist video on the net is this one:

This part is the best, lmao. I can’t stand most of feminists, at all. Most of them goes too far. I like that guy, damn it.

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Tmw your bank account is looking hella sweet right now :ok_hand::joy::joy:
#MoneyGoals
#BreakThe$700Ceiling
#Lets👏Go👏Powers👏Of👏Death👏

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TMW you try to find the positive side even of your relative’s death and her funeral, but a phone call destroys your hope you can see a dead body, because it will be cremation.

God damn you Universe. You are so cruel today. :see_no_evil::fire:

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Ask the mortician to take some pictures. Problem solved.

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Apply for an internship at a hospital.

Oi, you could do it for two weeks or so. Every hospital has a morgue, there you can see almost everything that would be of interest for you :slightly_smiling_face:

TMW it’s wine tonight…

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Red wine? :wine_glass:The Great Hunter” is the best mix of it. 4me

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Yes ma’am. Red and sweet. I have a decanter that is chilled and then an unopened bottle chilling. I also have some dark chocolate with CBD oil in it.

TMW its 4 : pm and most ppl getting ready to cook dinner and you still cooking breakfast…

Petting is a good thing, he said… aaaaand…
…He is ded:

He’ll sleep well tonight, I guess.
:kissing_cat::wilted_flower:

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Beer here (yeah It rhymes)

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hero

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:joy::joy::joy::joy:

Just took a quick smoke break, it was good.

I’ve been trying different miniature cigars for the best one to have for a quick smoke, and these last ones I got are great. Probably gonna be getting them again.

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