TMW the doc desperately wants to hold your hand while they stick a needle into your skull bone (krrrrrrrkkk) as if it was him that gets the procedure done and not me.
Maybe you’ve got the wrong profession, dude.
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Oooh, am I got busted? 
I’m just really exited when I saw people who find pleasure in distruction, destroying others.
I hope you enjoyed my energy’s infernal taste. 
TMW your Patron tells you: “Don’t be surprised when Belial or Lucifer will fuck your p**** someday.” (not exactly with these words but I felt the pressure).
Me 1.:
Me inside: (Oh just come on! Do it without any grace. I want to feel you inside me in every fucking way.)
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hahaha x’D hilarious! It sounds like an ‘ognon news’ joke… 
I hope she gets off clean though…I mean she was probably really tired
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wait who talks to you like that? Your patron, do you mean your ‘the main responsible’ at work?
not exactly with these words
Yes, He is. And He is right, I know because of… reasons. 
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and he talks to you like that…at work… whow… well good thing it’s not -unwanted- type of talk then on your end…; 
That being said, if you want something more with your boss, go out with him as a first step…(optionally)… 
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No, not “at work”.
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Today is the day of devouring some unhealthy … things. 
( From my favorite mug. 
)
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reply to:
“I put the fun in funeral”
(That moment when things go sideways at a funeral act! x’D)
-Hahaha
Every funeral should be fun! !!
(Imagine hired people>>>>)
***Hired mimes pop up at the funeral, out of the hole that’s been dug for the coffin…(see picture)
"Did your relative died in an absolutely embarrassing way and you want to forget about it?
Forget the coffin, and have some fun with our BRAND NEW aCt: ((((BamBoOzleD))))"!
*Guy (picture below) replies, while the audience is entertained
-What is this, is this a fcking joke… ??
-Who even comes up with sht like this???"
A thrilled audience member says to him - stay calm,wait !!! I bet they haven’t come to the climax of their act yet…dang they are good!!)
-Yes better believe I’m trying to stay the f*ck calm
because I can guarantee you someone’s gonna take a deep nap the moment I respond to
this…and that moment is gonna come very soon…
(thinks about his hunting gun with sleeping darts in the trunk of his car)
-Starts slipping away from the main audience wanting to walk up to his car…
Telling the person next to him
*I’ll be back, I’m gonna get some tissues…
Then while far enough away from the main audience and closer to his car
-I’ll show you calm! It’s going to be ‘calm’, my way!
x’D x’D Hahahahahaha!!
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tmw when you try to sleep and everytime you are almost sleeping a cat or some kind of feline creature wake you up and he does that the whole night insisting in have my attention and i wonder who is this spirit
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TMW a costumer calls you to hold a 30 minute long sermon about the symbols your company uses as graveside markings.
“I don’t want to ask too much from you, you probably don’t know that…”
“It might overtax you but do you actually KNOW what meaning is behind the butterfly symbolism?”
He calls it a “prolific dialogue”, I call it “I want to shoot myself in the face”.
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ah… ok… 
might be a little awkward otherwise hehe especially when other hear him say it ‘out of context’ :o
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The scene unfolded like this:
You acted intrested but kept fidgeting because of trying to keep your hands from choking the guy.
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Thats a weird saying for “showing your appreciation for his wisdom”.
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TMW I finished consecrating my ring, and it was crazy intense…
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Shit i wanna be a Valravn. They sound so cool.
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Makes so much sense. How else would you show appreciation of words of wisdom?
You hug their neck…with your hands.
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I love to hug people. A good old hug.
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TMW you are ever so patient.
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