Now you lot may try to justify your fetish by saying it’s chinese, but the Chinese also consider the "century egg " to be a food stuff fit for human consumption.
Never mind Chinese water torture, just make your victim eat dinner with them
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Tmw your circle arrives but is the wrong size 
The bright side I can now make full sized stencils of the letters or the seller will send me another
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If It fits I sits
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I can stand in it lol that about it 
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You can sits upside down
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What? I bet that will attract dem Spirits! I’d be impressed if nothing else! 
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TMW all of your candles went crazy again, so you start thinking about is there any “stalkerinos” around you (before you went to the bed). 
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Bloody and Baneful
I like it
(Bigger tits tho)
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TMW its dark and peaceful quiet. Rain is rolling in so maybe full moon wont be blasting my face through the blinds.
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Joke of The Day
Recipe for Instant Reincarnation
• A bowl
• A microwave
• Athame
• Cheap ass oatmeal
• Clear Liquid known to sustain life
Mix the clear liquid in the oatmeal and place it in microwave for two minutes.
Consecrate the oatmeal to contain Immortality.
Eat it.
Cut your throat.
Die.
Wait 0.1 seconds
YYYYYYYYEEEEETTTTTTT
Stand up once again, wound fully healed.
If it fails…
Bye bitch 
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This joke is reminded me a scene of my life from a few years ago.
We were in the mountains, it was big snow at that time, and one of my friends slipped in the snow and fell down into a deeper, “cave-like” recess.
– Fuck, I’m fell! I’m fell! Can’t climb up up on the snowy rocks, give me a rope!
Then me:
– Here’s the rope. * I dropped it to him * Hang yourself before you you are freezing to death.
The pic of his scared face was… priceless.
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TMW Suicide Porridge becomes a thing. 
Looks like it’s only the instant version that brings you back:
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TMW the RAM I ordered for my PC finally arrived. Got it all installed, 16 GB. I can run my 40 tabs in my browser without having to kill the processes for most of them now.
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There’s now raging boners everywhere in Japan.
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TMW you find yourself arguing with a moth if it could please leave the shower cabin so you don’t kill it by accident while showering. For five minutes straight.
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Hey. Moths are cool
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I sometimes argue with spiders.
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