TMW you leave your second energy drink on the table for some seconds, and when you goes back for it, it disappeared magically (you are the only one person in da’ house).
– Why is the energy drink always gone!? (Spirits or Black holes 
stole them all the time here!)
tmw when you are in the street and you see a group of thieves stealing people from far and suddenly its not that far anymore and they are at your side,you shows no reaction and act normal and they ask you for a cigarete LOL
weirdest part - one of the guys said , bro dont stay here ,there is alot of people being stealed lmao
all right lol
Pft bitch please, I argue with furniture, electronics and vegetables all the time
China has always been ahead of the curve.
TMW You are about to throw out your date seed because you’re sure in it’s dead because you forgot to water it, then you notice it is still alive and its germination was successful.
Holy Gods a survivor in my room!
I just began some plant starts in water bottles.
What does it say about a magician who can’t tell that they’re being psychically manipulated?
I’m feeling a tad insecure.
Tmw you are considering your first lifetime pact 
with a demon you have really felt connected to
It tells me that the magician needs to probably start shielding better, that’s all. Don’t be insecure. Be secure, but consider it as a lesson that teaches you how to defend better.
agree 
I like knowing why things happened too.
Tmw
Me as a Dad:
Hears noise and chants in sons room
Goes upstairs
About to open door
Me: Are ya cursing people son? 
Sees a statue of Jesus, and Son giving offerings to it
Son (in fish from SpongeBob voice): Umm…I can explain
TMW you do meditationswith the demonic nethers from malkash and workings with Prince seere and leaving trance feeling like a complete different person…
Hail alak’tahl’sta
LOLOLOLOL
Classic 
That’s a relief because I thought I was stupid and lacked self-awareness. Thank you, my lady.
Tmw you keep forgetting to make spirit powder for your candle working but you made everything else for the ritual 
Tmw you had big black picture frame for 3years but just now realized it’s a chalkboard
TMW I’m at work, it’s completely dead, and I’m watching youtube videos of a black guy who likes hip-hop reacting to metal…
Also TMW I’m at work because they couldn’t schedule me off today. (Even though I asked to be off today)
TMW
