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Most welcome!

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TMW you reading topics on an another forum and you see a GIF with a guy who reminded you (a bit) your beloved, hot Patron, God Father :black_heart:

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Dammit!
My precious blak candle with the blood of so many people on it :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::fire::fire::fire::fire:
Thanks BALG :love_you_gesture:
And @Turomir

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Thanks for the enlighment

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TMW you realize youā€™ll get your (first) tatto of your Godā€™s sigil tomorrow.
ā€¦So hyped. muffled screaming :see_no_evil:

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The nice thing about balg is that it doesnā€™t matter how strange you think what youā€™re doing is, thereā€™s always something weirder going on here.
I just worked with a few jar spells and came to the realisation that they are now getting a tad unpleasant to the touch. Log on here, and thereā€™s a post advising someone to rub piss and spunk on their face: thankyou balg, for being grosser than any magic Iā€™ll ever do.

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Preach! :+1:

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Ancient Chinese secret backed by porn and science. I guess no one wants baby soft skin.

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To be fair most kinky couples do this.

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So sorry. Itā€™s even harder when it happens suddenly and way too early :slightly_frowning_face:

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Tmw you get a newer Dell desktop for 20$ at a thrift store

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Jammy! :heart_eyes_cat:

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I second this. The White Tigress sect of ancient China used/uses semen as well as harvested yang energy to obtain youthful appearance and life longevity.

Urine, in broken down form, does the same. If you look in Walmart in the foot aisle (like athletes foot and cracked feet)ā€¦youā€™ll see that the best working ones use urea (urine).
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Also known as carbamide when used in posh cosmetics and creams (source: am user of posh cosmetics and creams, and annoying label-reading freak :smiley: ).

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Youā€™reā€¦welcome?

(Iā€™m not sure what you are referring to so, Iā€™m going to assume it is the boobies :slight_smile: )

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Of course it is the boobies :smile:

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TMW you canā€™t find your short friend in a bar:

Look for the halfling!

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Itā€™s cool. All freaks are welcomed. Well, most.

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Tmw first paycheck of the year from secondary job arrivesā€¦And compendium of Belial ordered immediately, even got a random 5 euro gift card from Amazon to apply on it :grinning:

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I envy you brother @Akashiel . :wink:

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