TMW a catholic tell you that
I serve a loving God you
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hahahha. Did you tell them that you donât have to serve your loving god?
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Welp. I told him I donât have to serve a loving god whoâs worshippers since 1950 in church spent ~4 billion dollars to defend their priests in sexual abused childrenâs (by in their godâs name) prosecutions. 
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That too!!! Good on you!
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TMW you feel like youâve already had a cuppa coffee but you havenât. The sun is streaming in my window and I feel really good.
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What I can serve is always bitter⌠just like the medicines. And the most bitter but effective medicine against the stupidity and blindness is⌠the TRUTH.
Peoples ego and uncontrolled emotions are can force them to spit it out, but I always said that:
You surely have control over three things in your life:
The thoughts you think
The images you visualize
The actions you take
Itâs all about your decision.
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Tmw
You realize that the guy you was gonna fight and kill to fuck the girl he was going after, got her pregnant, got a baby, and they are NOT happy with each other
The only thing I regret I that I ainât get to kill him 
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Itâs an acquired taste.
Youâre late! Talking about procrastination!
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Good thing Iâm one of the 5% who doesnât have herpes!
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Same here.
Cheerio
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TMW your Patron tells you telepathically if you wonât stop doing trainings while youâre ill, He will kick your ass.
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TMW you read an interview of Jim Carrey and realize thatâs heâs completely right and we all are really ânothingâ just ideas of ideas put together to form a Frankenstein of ideas.
Basically an avatar that houses a more complicated energy, but we all know that, but I like Jimâs outlook lol
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TMW you had enough about people sexual/serious relationship interests towards you 0/24, so you starts thinking about which God could help you to keep them away from you.
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tmw the lights of your house are getting crazy and pissing you off lol,its almost like someone is always turning it on/off - if you turn it on,something turns it off,if its turned off,something turns on
half of the lights were burned lmao
i donât really like light i am accustomed to spend days and days in one of our farms that has no energy generator and i do walk a lot with my dogs
so im not gonna buy new lamps in this shit,i may even make a fire pit in my backyard and roast something rofl
/caveman
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TMW the new personnel dude shows us our current job ad for our company and says: âJust look at this! Itâs really not THAT surprising that we only get applications from people who have to ask their fucking pendulum for everything they decide!â
TMW at least three pendulum users in the meeting room are exchanging glances towards each other.
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The word for today is humility.
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