“Because I actually enjoyed Pokemon!”
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Yaaaaas and Yu-Gi-Oh!
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TMW when you don’t know if it’s a stroke or some kind of spiritual awakening. Only time will tell 
Nighty-night
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Why not both? 
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Assume its a spiritual awakening unless you die first Night night! 
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Tmw you are high off Death Energy 
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Those roses 
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Tmw you successfully Vampirise and Soul Travel to the Superbowl Halftime show
Hail Ahriman and The Divs! It was Epic
The world moves forward tonight in Evilution
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Could you not do that before?
I could lol
I can Soul travel anywhere
But I never considered the Superbowl before
Let alone vamping that many people at one time
Funny thing Is I was standing next to my mom while I was doing it
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That momenr when…you really need a beer.
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Aww…thanks, baby girl 
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Your welcome Daddy 
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Tmw your roommate was cool with you calling out from work but then finds out his overnight shift is fucked and you legitimately cant go because you have school so he tried to bitch at you and stir shit up between other people to find out no one other than him needed my ass to cover his own ass when it’s dead there. .
#stupidBitch #FuckHimandThatStankJob #immaPlayVideoGamesAndPretendThisNeverHappened
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That moment when…you are eating fish and chips…and you have beer
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That made me want onion fritters in batter… or pineapple fritters, used to love those. 
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The moment when you realize you literally have a voice of thunder reciting certain incantations now and the entire house begins to shudder.
On a slightly related note ouch… my poor throat…
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Oof that sounds good.
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