Tmw
You come in from being outside: No activity, environment is normal, no clouds
You do a simple candle ritual for money And step back outside: Winds rushing, really odd cloud formations, the sky is a mixture of dark purple/midnight blue/red
What the hell man 
Tmw you feel like you can’t do anything at all related to music even though you know you have the ability
Tmw some deep Gnosis on Satan and his connections to the Underworld hits you
insert mind blown emoji
tmw you realize there’s essentially going to be a barely closed wound in the shape of a pentagram on your chest when you go to the halloween party…
Tmw you realize Lilith dropped a group of Mormon boys by your doorstep, literally, and they can’t stop coming by.
Well well looks like we are going to have some fun this Halloween 
Gods, i wanna strangle the IT-idiots who caused my issues with amazon.
~There is no such thing as ‘support’ at their website, just some zombies
responding to your emails with “computers says NO”
over and over again, and acting like you are some complete fool,
like suggesting that you misspelled something, even though your data HAS NOT CHANGED since over two years.
And… Thus the reason I work alone.
There is someone in my area that is making plushies of Baphomet, and cute versions of the Norse pantheon.
Including goddess Hel, as well as Medusa, Thor, and Odin.
What’s the best Halloween pranks to scare tf out of those little bastards 
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TMW you wanna make sense in your first ever TMW post, but you don’t 
Yep, that’s the occult for you.
how about an illusion so that everytime you draw a pentagram in the air with some sort of statt
and speak something like “by the power of ravioli, give this bitch some chili heat!”
and then the girl you aim on will collapse to the floor, spurting and moaning, til she faints
people will be puzzled, i ashure you
EDIT: oh wait…its about kids? uhm…
then make them believe that every tree is trying to kill them, or… IDK…
im not the best person to give such advice 
can you let them be chased by spongebob with a knife?
What do you think about this pronounciation?
How to make coffee:
Take a mug/glass/whatever
Pour some wine
Chug your wine
Proceed making coffee as usual
TMW flies are everywhere, and they mysteriously keep coming from out of nowhere.
50/50 chance it’s Beelzebub
Same.
Tmw you realize experiencenally that the only differences between fiction and channeled myth is practical application. 
As i type this my brain is outlining concepts from various media and myth. Some i was drawn too and other lead to dig into by spirits which at the time made no fucking sense. Once i can make sense of it i may make a detailed post on it 
whisper of mouth/ SHOUT OF THE SOUL
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Phil Hine wrote about the concept of “mythos magic” in the Pseudonomikon 