That Moment When 3

Akashiel · January 17, 2019, 12:48pm

Tmw you see a chapter in a book called “Troll cat” and the first thing that pops into your head is “Aren’t all cats trolls?”
Turns out its a type of golem//familiar…Made from wood shavings, blood and with Satan’s (or Odin’s, hell, probably any darker deity will do) assistance.

Jasonjack30 · January 17, 2019, 1:43pm

At what point does a witch perform surgery?

StewardofSophia · January 17, 2019, 3:14pm

TMW you have a great sex dream where a bi-curious hot guy ditches his girlfriend to let you suck him off in the bathroom.

Slava Bogum!

Akashiel · January 17, 2019, 3:20pm

Tmw once again the shitheads at Matkahuolto decide to deliver my package 3 km away instead of 500 meters, despite me having specified the closer delivery point

Huginn · January 17, 2019, 10:03pm

That moment when you are writing a song to a spirit and the flashlight that’s hanging from my arm starts spinning violently like a pendulum in a circle saying yes

Jasonjack30 · January 17, 2019, 10:04pm

What are they saying yes to?

Huginn · January 17, 2019, 10:12pm

i was under the impression “yes i love it keep going”

Jasonjack30 · January 17, 2019, 10:47pm

Alright! If they like it it must be good.

Kulina8 · January 18, 2019, 1:37am

TMW Discernment is my filter and the mesh is very fine.
Seeing some serious BS.

Emalia · January 18, 2019, 1:45am

TMW you’re dancing to EDM music and the song gets a little sexy with your dance only to turn around and find a certain gatekeeper standing there watching

Akashiel · January 18, 2019, 1:47am

Tmw you see Koetting has a video on makeup (or glamors, whatever)
coming up in 14 hours

Lady_Eva · January 18, 2019, 2:09am

I always felt the black magick side of ASMR was a logical next direction for BALG.

anon80443026 · January 18, 2019, 2:33am

Micah is a …
I don’t wanna say it.
–Purp

DarkestKnight · January 18, 2019, 2:49am

Biffa_Bacon · January 18, 2019, 3:06am

That thumb nail though. Gotta hand it to him, not a bad Marilyn Manson cosplay

Biffa_Bacon · January 18, 2019, 3:07am

I think the one important thing is that we never let him live this down

Eye_of_Ra · January 18, 2019, 3:07am

I don’t have a notification for a make up … glamour tutorial

Jasonjack30 · January 18, 2019, 3:11am

Never…

Lady_Eva · January 18, 2019, 3:16am

Well, he is a forum member as well as owner, so we have to be somewhat on the side of politeness, that said…

gothic_face

Silver is more flattering tbqh, here’s a great example.

Black lipstick brings out epic levels of resting bitch-face in most people.

(TMW I just went to find an old photo I remembered and then google David Bowie to be helpful, a couple of minutes I will never get back… enough BALG for me right now! )

Eye_of_Ra · January 18, 2019, 6:33am

TMW you should be sleeping but your wide awake