Lmao! 
I am very much alive and well
It was a decoy 
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Pastor Mboro in South Africa. Its actually a pretty amusing story. He also went to heaven in 2016 and got in deep doo doo for selling photos of heaven.
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I am aware of him.
Tsk tsk
Shouldnât have infringed on Jehovahâs copywright
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Yeah, those African Christians are crazy in a fun way. Many of them have serious power, like Prophet Passion. Someone came to him and said that theyâre wallet was stolen and then âGodâ gave him the thiefâs name, address, and phone number and the guy was able to get his wallet back.
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I heard he was the main character in 50 Shades of Christianity
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Iâm surprised Disney hasnât bought that already
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Yeah his name is stupid.
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Iâm more interested in the beer and french fries. Although the potatoes look good and the corn appears to be steemed which is my favorite.
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That moment whenâŚyou almost get hit by a car while in the middle of a crosswalk 
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Injured?
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No, my reflexes are pretty good so I pulled myself back in time. The fucker wasnât paying attention and if I had taken a mere two more steps, he would have knocked me down.
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Almost is good. Way better than actually getting hit.
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Sings Two steps From Hell
Stay safe out here
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Tmw Methsan, The Demon Of Poison, gives you a recipe for Baneful/Magical Chemical Warfare using smoke bombs 
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Night guys, I have something to do.
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That moment when you realize for the I donât even know anymore-th time that Belial touches everything⌠I canât decide whether, Iâm amazed, confused, or just really really want to know how he does it.
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TMW you laugh at reading a freezer-spell and cow-tongue spell FAIL:
A woman tried to cast black magic spells on police and doctors after carrying out genital mutilation on her three-year-old daughter, a court heard.
The little girlâs Ugandan mother, 37, and Ghanaian father, 43, allegedly enlisted a âwitchâ to help them carry out the surgery at a filthy flat in east London.
Police investigating the case discovered cowâs tongues bound with wire and nails in the defendantâs freezer as part of a black magic ritual, the court heard.
Officers also found 40 limes and other pieces of fruit, which had pieces of paper stuffed inside containing names, including that of the former Director of Public Prosecutions, Alison Saunders.
According to the spells, those named would âfreeze their mouthsâ and âshut upâ, the court heard.
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When amateurs and imbeciles attempt magick.
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Stretching herself a bit thin? Wonder what spirits she (possibly pretended to) worked with. Or if she herself knew she was a scam artist. 
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