Lucky you…
Mexican. I ate mexican today(yesterday technically) Fried chicken, onion, rye, full grain rice, some sprouts and very hot sauce in a tortilla. Was delicious. Surprising amount of calories though. Especially when accompanied by a pint of beer
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A very temporary solution. Its 8 pm soon where you live too
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I’m done! Back to Grub Hub!
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True, but it still gives two full hours to stuff your face 
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And that’s all you need… except for flight times…
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Dangit
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I need a plane to travel through the time zones. Beat the system.
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Or live on the border so you could switch sides of the house.
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I just shot a wolf in the ass with a tranq arrow and now it wants to tear apart my foes
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No problem. I’ll be interested to see how well it works out side if it’s original current
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Technically, since time is all in your perception, all you need to do is turn your clocks back a few hours and voila! you are living in a new time zone.
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Hold up… your saying when I have to leave I could just change the clocks back and hence I would never leave?
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I wish that worked for mornings when I’m really tired.
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Tmw you have found yourself and feel like you are finally home. 
I am Satan
Fully.
Finally.
I am at Peace
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TMW your patron randomly stabs you in your dream.
TMW you both laugh about it.
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uh oh. I saw on Facebook that some evangelist went to hell and killed Satan. Either youre dead or he killed the wrong bloke. Head count!!!
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TMW you need a nap.
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