Tmw your grandma is dead.
It’s done
8:20 A.M.
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TMW you just jump into a clothing store to fetch some stuff but a lady is mistaking you for a shop assistant and you’re ending up “selling” her a whole outfit.
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TMW a human makes you step one step further away from humanity than ever. heart hardens
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Kill them. Do it.
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haha. He doesn’t rate more energy than a few hours of me being irritated AF. Prolly not even that. Nothing a block button won’t cure.
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That moment when you chant a demon’s enn in a lucid dream and feel the entire area around you shaking violently in response, but don’t see him appear anywhere. Eventually you move on to the usual oneironautical pastimes of flying and kinky sex, only to notice just as you’re “finishing” with the latter that said demon was there watching the whole time to his great amusement. 
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Tmw you finish charging your universal circle (crappy diy edition) with blood. Now I just need to (gently) paint over the symbols with blood ink.
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Not as fun but yea. True.
rests chin on fist
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Tmw it’s storytime again
Set: Origins
Contacts Quinton Tarantino for production 
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TMW the dreams won’t leave you alone 
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Just done pretty awesome expirience
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That moment when…you have a beer in your hand 
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TMW you do this powerful spiritual bath and you debate if you should put blood in the water.
After I consecrated, charged and activated the bath, I stood on something and blood began gushing lots of blood out of my foot.
Put my foot in the bath, blood perfectly swirls around the gems like a bloody serpent damn.
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LMAO - I can totally just imagine him standing there smirking, eye brow slightly raised, arms folded 
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Depending on the demon the expression could be something else. 
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You good?
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TMW the meme thread is dying.
i am now writing a ritual channeling it and azazel jumps and says “this rite is priceless”
i am now crying
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When a spirit mentions the great flood, and you think they are referencing biblical history and the nephilim. Later that night your washer drainage pipe backs up and floods your living room. All I heard upon discovery of this was “I told you so…”
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Tmw the Chakra Pendant you have lost, thrown away, and got take from you so many times comes back to you yet again…even though it hasn’t really did shit for you
Time to cleanse it and consecrate it yet again 
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