That Moment When 3


#3948

Tmw you decide that while limbering up to half lotus again is something you should do, a chair is better for ritual use for now. While I CAN get into a trance state sitting cross legged, pain in my knees certainly does not make it any easier…Plus I get to make a cool pseudo throne this way


#3949

TMW you do half lotus in your desk chair to see if you ARE still flexible. lolz. Yeah…I am, but it pulls at the hip more than the knee. Screw dat mess. puts legs down


#3950

That moment when…you can’t even dream of getting into half lotus 'cause it makes things go pop that shouldn’t go pop.


#3951

How about full lotus :joy:


#3952

Last time I could do that particular method of self torture was when I was 13…


#3953

TMW only one half of your body is flexible enough to do this


#3954

Downward facing dog with ninja turtle spiral into salutation to the sun


#3955

TMW, after a particularly bad work argument, you make holy water to cleanse out your team room (everyone else was at lunch) and while you are sprinkling water and exorcising you notice your Iraqi friend pop his head in the room.

And all you can think to say is, “Fuck the jinn, am I right?”


#3956

I haven’t done yoga in a long time but I still have it…it being “somewhat” flexibility. haha.


#3957

Aye, yup, joined about a two weeks ago, seems chill


#3958

Hold that position for a bit
Will arrive in a few :ok_hand::rofl:


#3959

Seems very white lighty too :joy:


#3960

Haha ya lol, thats why Im not that active on it, not my style you know?


#3961

Oh you! :joy: :heart:


#3962

Someone asking you when will azazel fully materialize and he brings up e.a poltergeist video


#3963

TMW self righteous Xtians are getting on my last damn nerve.


#3964

Tmw check your circle and find out no paint leaked through…So you tempt fate and draw this on the other side


Though I should probably redo it with actual paint :sweat_smile:


#3965

You could always embroider it for long lasting beauty?


#3966

That sounds like a lot of work…and I would have to choose which circle to keep. The paints lasted well enough on the other side, only problem being washing.


#3967

I may find myself ambitious enough to hand embroider a circle this year. It would be easier if I had a sewing machine so I could stitch the hem though. Maybe a round tablecloth for a base would work.