That Moment When 3


#3887

Say it wasn’t a fart but your pants tear on the crotch :joy: If needed go to the bathroom and make a hole there :joy:
Worst case scenario he won’t believe you and you’ll turn it against him that he’s accusing you of such an awful thing for a lady!
Best case scenario, he’ll believe you and he’ll take it as an opportunity for clothes on sex :stuck_out_tongue:


#3888

That Moment When people complain but don’t make any moves to improve their situation; instead insisting that others feel obligated to accommodate them…for…some reason :roll_eyes:


#3889

Tmw your waiting for E.A’s latest video to end, because ps4 youtube wont let you watch it from the start before the premiere ends :face_with_raised_eyebrow:


#3890

There’s only one word for that…okay, two. Lazy + entitled.


#3891

This is known as Equality Of Outcome. :smiling_imp:


#3892

Big E: “Then I repeatedly stabbed him in the face to get my son’s soul back.”

Uriah: “Yo-…you…stabbed Tzeentch, in the face?”

Big E: “Repeatedly.”


#3893

Do you mean a Florida mom? (no offense)


#3894

That moment you tell a person who blogs (facebook) about spirituality, how to solve her addiction with Angelic healing and nobody reacts :joy::joy::joy::joy::joy:

They aren’t ready I think for real spirituality. Well fuck it. I quit smoking during the week and I did this myself. But if somebody has a rough time, they are here to help.


#3895

Mondays amirite. Sorry I can’t help myself.


#3897

So is mine but I like fucking with people


#3898

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#3899

For me the connections with the spirits what I enjoy. Lilith has been my Matron for about 15 years. I love her to pieces and have learned so much from her. It’s almost like a daily interaction with a very close friend, who just happens to have a lot of power. And shes often encourages me to work with other entities to broaden my experience.


#3900

That moment when a Jehovah witness looks at you like your the devil and you haven’t even said a word to them.


#3901

That moment when Lilith drops a song on you.


#3902

Tmw you realize you really like taking people’s energy.


#3903

TMW you do a evocation and the final words are

" I may be chaos, but what you seek to become is done through me, the form which you seek the perfection is order. The process of creation is chaos, destroying form and taking from it, ripping it moulding it, forcing it until through the chaos a form has been achieved in that peaceful state of order there is the form of perfection ".

Yikes :grimacing:


#3904

That moment when you hear communion in church and.all you think is CANNABALISM!!


#3905

Tmw
Your last 3 days contained more growth then you’ve had in a good while, resulting in more Charisma, ability, and knowledge
:metal::smiling_imp:


#3906

Though evidently not modesty :wink:


#3907

Of course
Wolves are never modest :ok_hand:
Am I rite?