That Moment When 3


#3867

Email it


#3868

Ok. :blush:


#3869

I will message you mine.


#3870

TMW I open one of my old grimoires and find a recipe for japanese chicken curry made from scratch :roll_eyes:


#3871

Witchcraft of the highest sort…


#3872

I had a schematics for making a magic based lightsaber next to a cookie recipe and a recipe for blackpowder in my 3rd grimoire…I was somewhat random in my teens :sweat_smile: I think only the cookie recipe made it into current use


#3873

It’s the knowledge we’ll leave to our children one day.
“Here is a powerful spell to destroy the world… And here is a butter cookies with chocolate chips recipe”


#3874

The problem is when they get mixed up and destroy the world while trying to make cookies.


#3875

That Moment When Fleetwood Mac has been stuck in your head on repeat since the moment you woke up this morning but you’re alright with that.


#3876

TMW you decide to quit smoking … Fuck it


#3877

Careful not to burn your dick :blush::joy::joy:


#3878

What the F did I just read?


#3879

He said quit smoking…fuck it. I was saying don’t burn his dick when he fucks it


#3880

But wouldn’t the condom protect him?:face_with_raised_eyebrow:


#3881

Um…WHO was said god, and HOW did you evoke him (wrongly)??? We need to know these things, C.Kendall! lol


#3882

Why are you assuming he practices safe sex :joy::joy: he’s fucking a burning cig​:joy::joy:


#3883

TMW you watch Lucifer on Netflix and it’s actually pretty good script writing.


#3884

TMW you fart in front of your boyfriend… :flushed::flushed: Oh gods, save me. How does one even come back from this, lmfao!?


#3885

Say you were half asleep or sick :stuck_out_tongue:


#3886

Blatantly blame it on him.

:rofl::rofl::rofl: