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#3867

Email it

#3868

Ok. :blush:

#3869

I will message you mine.

#3870

TMW I open one of my old grimoires and find a recipe for japanese chicken curry made from scratch :roll_eyes:

#3871

Witchcraft of the highest sortā€¦

#3872

I had a schematics for making a magic based lightsaber next to a cookie recipe and a recipe for blackpowder in my 3rd grimoireā€¦I was somewhat random in my teens :sweat_smile: I think only the cookie recipe made it into current use

#3873

Itā€™s the knowledge weā€™ll leave to our children one day.
ā€œHere is a powerful spell to destroy the worldā€¦ And here is a butter cookies with chocolate chips recipeā€

#3874

The problem is when they get mixed up and destroy the world while trying to make cookies.

#3875

That Moment When Fleetwood Mac has been stuck in your head on repeat since the moment you woke up this morning but youā€™re alright with that.

#3876

TMW you decide to quit smoking ā€¦ Fuck it

#3877

Careful not to burn your dick :blush::joy::joy:

#3878

What the F did I just read?

#3879

He said quit smokingā€¦fuck it. I was saying donā€™t burn his dick when he fucks it

#3880

But wouldnā€™t the condom protect him?:face_with_raised_eyebrow:

#3881

Umā€¦WHO was said god, and HOW did you evoke him (wrongly)??? We need to know these things, C.Kendall! lol

#3882

Why are you assuming he practices safe sex :joy::joy: heā€™s fucking a burning cigā€‹:joy::joy:

#3883

TMW you watch Lucifer on Netflix and itā€™s actually pretty good script writing.

#3884

TMW you fart in front of your boyfriendā€¦ :flushed::flushed: Oh gods, save me. How does one even come back from this, lmfao!?

#3885

Say you were half asleep or sick :stuck_out_tongue:

#3886

Blatantly blame it on him.

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