That Moment When 3

anon47923162 · January 7, 2019, 10:15pm

The problem is when they get mixed up and destroy the world while trying to make cookies.

JezebelleMoon · January 8, 2019, 1:39am

That Moment When Fleetwood Mac has been stuck in your head on repeat since the moment you woke up this morning but you’re alright with that.

C.Kendall · January 8, 2019, 3:51am

TMW you decide to quit smoking … Fuck it

dagar · January 8, 2019, 3:52am

Careful not to burn your dick

Jasonjack30 · January 8, 2019, 12:25pm

What the F did I just read?

dagar · January 8, 2019, 1:20pm

He said quit smoking…fuck it. I was saying don’t burn his dick when he fucks it

Jasonjack30 · January 8, 2019, 1:45pm

But wouldn’t the condom protect him?

Kulina8 · January 8, 2019, 1:59pm

Um…WHO was said god, and HOW did you evoke him (wrongly)??? We need to know these things, C.Kendall! lol

dagar · January 8, 2019, 2:33pm

Why are you assuming he practices safe sex he’s fucking a burning cig:joy:

Kulina8 · January 8, 2019, 2:36pm

TMW you watch Lucifer on Netflix and it’s actually pretty good script writing.

MrsBohemian · January 8, 2019, 4:44pm

TMW you fart in front of your boyfriend… Oh gods, save me. How does one even come back from this, lmfao!?

Ethria · January 8, 2019, 4:49pm

Say you were half asleep or sick

Kulina8 · January 8, 2019, 4:50pm

Blatantly blame it on him.

Ethria · January 8, 2019, 4:57pm

Say it wasn’t a fart but your pants tear on the crotch If needed go to the bathroom and make a hole there
Worst case scenario he won’t believe you and you’ll turn it against him that he’s accusing you of such an awful thing for a lady!
Best case scenario, he’ll believe you and he’ll take it as an opportunity for clothes on sex

JezebelleMoon · January 8, 2019, 5:08pm

That Moment When people complain but don’t make any moves to improve their situation; instead insisting that others feel obligated to accommodate them…for…some reason

Akashiel · January 8, 2019, 5:15pm

Tmw your waiting for E.A’s latest video to end, because ps4 youtube wont let you watch it from the start before the premiere ends

Kulina8 · January 8, 2019, 5:19pm

There’s only one word for that…okay, two. Lazy + entitled.

Lady_Eva · January 8, 2019, 5:19pm

This is known as Equality Of Outcome.

Orismen · January 8, 2019, 6:15pm

Big E: “Then I repeatedly stabbed him in the face to get my son’s soul back.”

Uriah: “Yo-…you…stabbed Tzeentch, in the face?”

Big E: “Repeatedly.”

Jasonjack30 · January 8, 2019, 6:18pm

Do you mean a Florida mom? (no offense)