How to have a bigger penis

Oh, damn! @anon59886753 figured it out. No, really, such claims are useless as more than empty boasts without proof.

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Penisprofessor.com is probably your best bet for gaining size.
As well as this. Knight is a pretty reputable authority around here so Ill take his word for it.

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Practice NoFAP, listen to audio 2 - 3 times a day. Visualise the desired size for at least 68 seconds a day as clearly as you can.

Do 20 - 50 slow (5 second) jelqs daily. Do some stretches of your penis in the shower after you’ve warmed it sufficiently.

Do this for 21 days to 3 months. You will begin to notice a difference.

For stamina, look up what is called the 4 bhaands…these are yoga poses that trigger different glands. You can also do the boat pose.

Focus on pleasuring your partner and not so much yourself. If you watch porn, stay away for awhile. Porn focuses on self pleasure which programs the mind to ejaculate quickly.

I am working on another file to do everything more powerfully.

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Thanks but I was looking for your instruction on this. Is this an enn and which language is this?

Naga sassmu etchoxu neerong meha solv intz kala raptah

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Regardless of our intentions, you don’t even need to post your face anyway. All we want is proof. You put it in a spoiler, we get the proof—voilà!

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There is nothing to explain about this. It’s not an enn, it’s an incantation. You just chant it, as is. The language is a mix of different dialects of various languages.

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Ok so only money left to obtain :slight_smile:

There are a number of money incantations on this forum. Start using them, they work.

I had a lot of initial reactions go through my mind when reading this post.

I think youre far to concerned about your dick size. Be happy with yourself and have a great life. From a purely magical perspective, it would be interesting to see if it were possible. I dont think that where youre coming from though. You went out of your way to make sure we all knew you were “above average”.

My 2 cents: Figure our why its so important to you. Quit worrying about your dick size and just use it. I personally woukd rather put that effort into fucking.

I don’t want to start a flame war and I’m not trying to be rude, but let the man increase his penis size if he wants. It’s his body. Do As Thou Wilt, right?

I try to take the phrasing of “Be happy with yourself and have a great life” in the way it’s meant, but if the OP isn’t happy, he’s allowed to change it through magickal means without this well-meaning, but off-base advice.

Maybe I’m just triggered from shit in my own life and people telling me to give up on what I want and “just be happy.” Dude…if it were possible to “just be happy,” then I’d have done it, right? By making happiness sound like a default option “if you’d just stop struggling,” you demean the OP’s (and others’) attempt to improve themselves how they see fit. It feels very RHP to me, as if the Universe gave us everything we need if only we’d just recognize it.

Bullshit. This is a fallen, material world and we’re sorcerers doing magick to imprint our will on it as we want. Let the man have a huge cock.

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:rofl::rofl::rofl: I just love this forum! It never ceases to make me smile, day after day. So many individuals of similar mentality to myself.

:face_with_monocle:Though, the phrasing could be construed as diminishment of his ability to act without one allowing him to do so, and isn’t that counter to what we all wish to learn (ascension and embracing our own Godhood)?

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I should have said “let the man have a huge cock without someone complaining or diminishing his desire for it.” LOL

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I was just poking fun at you😁

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:grin::grin::grin::grin::joy::joy::joy::joy::joy::joy:

Youre not starting a flame war by questioning what i said. Do what you want, and Do what thou wilt are 2 different things. The Will as Crowley thought of it, is based on the greek word Thelema. This in one way means ones true nature. Which has similat ideas as hindu dharma, but is really rooted in neoplatonic philosophy. Our wants are often at odds with our Will.

In reality i could care less what orhers do. By all means do whatever magic you want. But, when you post a question wanting magical advice, dont be surprised if you get some.

Absolutely right. If youre not happy with yourself use magic to change it. This is where the bulk of magical work comes in. Shadow work, and self evolution. What is making us un happy is usually not what we think. That dissatisfaction as deep roots. Me pointing iut the shadow side to that magic is also magical advice.

Sometimes people do indeed steer others away from living according to their Will. Sometimes they see something we don’t, and are advising accordingly. Exposing the shadow side to the magical work is not demeaning. Its the major part of ones magical work.

Im not saying merely be happy as if it was that easy. Im alluding to a much deeper issue causing unhappiness. This work of rooting this out in ourselves will make us truly happy.

Again, if someone wants to do magic for a huge cock, and ignore the magic that could be done to resolve the hidden unhappiness, then knock yourself out. Presumably with the huge cock, if it actually worked.

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If having a big penis makes a man feel more like a God, then so be it!

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Penicles and his conjoined twin Testicles. God/s of Shlongbonia.

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I just wanted a quarter inch to get a nice round figure since I’m weird with numbers like that.

It’s not like I’m that small to begin with. I thought adding anything more than an inch and a half would be inhumane.

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:rofl::joy:

What spirits do you recommend for fixing ED?