You into fitness? How about fitness dick in your mouth.
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I put the STD in stud, now all I need is U
to a group of girls hey which one of you has the lowest standards?
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A guy once said to me you have the most beautiful eyebrows Iāve ever seen It made me laugh so hard, it worked. 
That was the best one ever. Most are corny af.
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Love it 
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I once had a friendās sister tell me I had nice teeth. Craziest compliment Iāve ever had 
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weeing myself.
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Nice teeth are important it makes a mouth more kissable. She probably liked you.
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My ex once told me how nice and white my teeth were and how much she liked them. Which was how I knew it was love because they really arenāt.
(Theyāre not like brown or gross or anything but hers are probably whiter)
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In high school, I was sitting with a friend in the cafeteria, eating some fries, and she suddenly turned to me and said, āyou have really beautiful eyes.ā I was so taken aback I choked on the fry I was eating
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I choked on my drink once during a date and it came out of my nose. So charming
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I was lectured by a lover once about my inability to take a compliment. Whenever I would get one, itās like my brain would scream āDanger! Does not compute!ā and I would reply with self deprecating humour. It made her mad. lol
Iām much better now though 
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Technically not a pickup line, but at some point in the conversation
"Iām only interested in girls who are taken."
This is really effective after finding out sheās single and not taken.
Double points if sheās recently broken up
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Outside bones.
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You have nice birthing hips
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Came to me while I was sleeping
āGirl, you remind me of the Fates. You might take my life, but damn are those eyes enticingā
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You mean I control your thread of life? Cool, let me snip the part you met me 
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Damn thats harsh
Now i know how Micah feels
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You can still cry me a river
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Ill cry you a new Styx
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So I can walk over you? 
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