Cheesy pick up lines


#142

Smokey said “Only you can prevent forest fires,” so I need your help to put mine out. I set my wood ablaze lookin at your pics.


#143

trips in front of her uh, do you have a band-aid? Bc I just fell for you


#144

Are you a parking ticket? Cus you got fine all over you


#145

Are you a goat? Because I want to sacrifice you for a ritual


#146

Seat’s taken? That’s ok hear’s my face


#147

I wanna drink your bath water.


#148

I like poetry for picking up lovers.

“Roses are red
Violets are blue
I have a gun
Get in the van”

(JK)


#149

Cough cough

“Roses are red
Violets are blue
I have a gun
Let’s have some fun”

“Don’t try to scream,
It’s all a dream.
You will see your daddy,
When I throw ya’ back in caddy”

“It will feel good,
Trust me and know my desires,
I will feel every inch of you,
then set you on fire”

~ Not a criminal, TheGreyGuy!

LMAO! :joy:


#150

If I had a dollar for every time you were on my mind, I’d only have one dollar because you’re always on my mind


#151

Hey baby are you an angel because I’m allergic to feathers
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#152

rather than hit her with a line why don’t you try to turn her on instead. body language is everything


#153

A smile or a grin and a posture that says your confident usually works. Confidence is a big turn on for guys and girls alike


#154

Hey girl you a cat because I’m feline a connection between us


#155

Nice shoes, lets fuck


#156

Are you a vowel because I owe you


#157

Hey girl are you a language because you’re all I talk about


#158

Hey are you Gordon Ramsay? Because I’d fuck you raw


#159

@StewardofSophia I serve to prove you wrong


#160

Holy hell!


#161

Your face. I like that Shi*t.