Smokey said “Only you can prevent forest fires,” so I need your help to put mine out. I set my wood ablaze lookin at your pics.
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trips in front of her uh, do you have a band-aid? Bc I just fell for you
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Are you a parking ticket? Cus you got fine all over you
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Are you a goat? Because I want to sacrifice you for a ritual
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Seat’s taken? That’s ok hear’s my face
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I wanna drink your bath water.
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I like poetry for picking up lovers.
“Roses are red
Violets are blue
I have a gun
Get in the van”
(JK)
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Cough cough
“Roses are red
Violets are blue
I have a gun
Let’s have some fun”
“Don’t try to scream,
It’s all a dream.
You will see your daddy,
When I throw ya’ back in caddy”
“It will feel good,
Trust me and know my desires,
I will feel every inch of you,
then set you on fire”
~ Not a criminal, TheGreyGuy!
LMAO! 
If I had a dollar for every time you were on my mind, I’d only have one dollar because you’re always on my mind
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Hey baby are you an angel because I’m allergic to feathers
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rather than hit her with a line why don’t you try to turn her on instead. body language is everything
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A smile or a grin and a posture that says your confident usually works. Confidence is a big turn on for guys and girls alike
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Hey girl you a cat because I’m feline a connection between us
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Nice shoes, lets fuck
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Are you a vowel because I owe you
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Hey girl are you a language because you’re all I talk about
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Hey are you Gordon Ramsay? Because I’d fuck you raw
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Holy hell!
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Your face. I like that Shi*t.
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