Cheesy pick up lines


Smokey said “Only you can prevent forest fires,” so I need your help to put mine out. I set my wood ablaze lookin at your pics.


trips in front of her uh, do you have a band-aid? Bc I just fell for you


Are you a parking ticket? Cus you got fine all over you


Are you a goat? Because I want to sacrifice you for a ritual


Seat’s taken? That’s ok hear’s my face


I wanna drink your bath water.


I like poetry for picking up lovers.

“Roses are red
Violets are blue
I have a gun
Get in the van”



Cough cough

“Roses are red
Violets are blue
I have a gun
Let’s have some fun”

“Don’t try to scream,
It’s all a dream.
You will see your daddy,
When I throw ya’ back in caddy”

“It will feel good,
Trust me and know my desires,
I will feel every inch of you,
then set you on fire”

~ Not a criminal, TheGreyGuy!

LMAO! :joy:


If I had a dollar for every time you were on my mind, I’d only have one dollar because you’re always on my mind


Hey baby are you an angel because I’m allergic to feathers


rather than hit her with a line why don’t you try to turn her on instead. body language is everything


A smile or a grin and a posture that says your confident usually works. Confidence is a big turn on for guys and girls alike


Hey girl you a cat because I’m feline a connection between us


Nice shoes, lets fuck


Are you a vowel because I owe you


Hey girl are you a language because you’re all I talk about


Hey are you Gordon Ramsay? Because I’d fuck you raw


@StewardofSophia I serve to prove you wrong


Holy hell!


Your face. I like that Shi*t.