Cheesy pick up lines


#1

Hey baby if looks could kill …youd be a weapon of mass destruction!!


That Moment When 3
#2

Did you fall on your head… Because you’re an angel sent from heaven.


#3

A b c d e f g h I u j k l m n o p q r s t v w x y z
I put you and I together :joy::joy::joy:.

Do you like trains?.. LEMME SMASH


#4

Some say there are seven wonders of the world but you make a solid 8!


#5

Let’s make like fabric softener and snuggle!


#6

Your tits are like two death stars…except the second one looks complete


#7

Are those space shorts that you are wearing because your ass is out of this world


#9

(steps on an ice club and crushes it) Now that we’ve broken the ice, lets fuck


#10

You come on strong like a garlic milkshake…


#11

Did you fall from heaven?
Cause you look like a queen of darkness.


#12

Thank You


#13

(said to a waitress) So do you come here often?


#14

Is that the sun coming up…or just you brightening my day?


#15

The one i am going to use on one of you someday:

Is that an infernal blasting rod in your pocket or… Oh cool it actually is, nice sigils, lets go fuck some shit up!


#16

Well, in keeping with the theme of this forum how about this one?

Hey baby, how about I let you play with my magic wand for a spell?


#17

Are you Cinderella because I see that dress coming off at midnight


#18

ayyy girl r u a griffwhore?
cuz I heard u let every wizard Slythinrin.


#19

Are you a mirror because I can see myself inside you


#20

You ain’t gotta do a love spell on me girl, you already got me enchanted.
-used this on a wiccan

Are you an archaeologist?
cause I got a very large bone you need to examine.

Ayy girl, I’ll give you my vitamin D if you if give me your fish oil.

There’s 20 letters in the alphabet right?
oh I forgot U R A Q T


#21

Damn! Shuga slow down, I’m diabetic!! :joy::joy: