Hey baby if looks could kill …youd be a weapon of mass destruction!!
Did you fall on your head… Because you’re an angel sent from heaven.
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I put you and I together 
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Do you like trains?.. LEMME SMASH
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Some say there are seven wonders of the world but you make a solid 8!
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Let’s make like fabric softener and snuggle!
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Your tits are like two death stars…except the second one looks complete
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Are those space shorts that you are wearing because your ass is out of this world
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(steps on an ice club and crushes it) Now that we’ve broken the ice, lets fuck
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You come on strong like a garlic milkshake…
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Did you fall from heaven?
Cause you look like a queen of darkness.
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Thank You
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(said to a waitress) So do you come here often?
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Is that the sun coming up…or just you brightening my day?
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The one i am going to use on one of you someday:
Is that an infernal blasting rod in your pocket or… Oh cool it actually is, nice sigils, lets go fuck some shit up!
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Well, in keeping with the theme of this forum how about this one?
Hey baby, how about I let you play with my magic wand for a spell?
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Are you Cinderella because I see that dress coming off at midnight
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ayyy girl r u a griffwhore?
cuz I heard u let every wizard Slythinrin.
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Are you a mirror because I can see myself inside you
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You ain’t gotta do a love spell on me girl, you already got me enchanted.
-used this on a wiccan
Are you an archaeologist?
cause I got a very large bone you need to examine.
Ayy girl, I’ll give you my vitamin D if you if give me your fish oil.
There’s 20 letters in the alphabet right?
oh I forgot U R A Q T
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Damn! Shuga slow down, I’m diabetic!!
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