Cheesy pick up lines


#122

That is a terrible line!! Ride you all day for a quarter!!?? Hehehehe!! Fell off my chair!


#123

Oh my goooood!!! Brew of the damned!! You have got to be my bartender!!!


#124

Lol your not the first to say that. :laughing:


#125

BUUUUUUUUUMP. This thread needs to be necromanced


#126

"HEY BABY YOU EVER HAVE YOUR ASSHOLE LICKED BY A FATMAN IN AN OVERCOAT?"
if she gets the reference she’s a keeper


#127

If she doesn’t you go to jail for harrasment​:joy::joy:


#128

fish oil? i don’t understand #iamfrench


#129

It’s better that way, trust me.

Also I hope no ones actually thinking about using any of these.


#130

it’s the russian roulette of pickup lines :sweat_smile: :joy:


#131

Ay girl, id eat a mile of your shit just to see where it came from


#132


#133

@AtlantisFrequency
…aaaand now I’m hungry… :persevere:


#134


#135

Hey you look good. I look good. Wanna go home so we can just uh, stare at each other


#136

Every angel has a reason of being on earth. What’s yours?


#137

I fell for you :grin:


#138

Did you fall from Heaven? 'Cause, like, your face is totally messed up.


#139

“You remind me of my favorite pornstar, chicka!”

LMAO! :rofl:


#140

That was mean :joy:


#141

I wish I had the snapchat logs but I told her,

“You around? I need your face [sic]”

And the fat bitch blocked me even though I’ve said worst. I don’t know why that one did it.