That is a terrible line!! Ride you all day for a quarter!!?? Hehehehe!! Fell off my chair!
Oh my goooood!!! Brew of the damned!! You have got to be my bartender!!!
Lol your not the first to say that.
BUUUUUUUUUMP. This thread needs to be necromanced
"HEY BABY YOU EVER HAVE YOUR ASSHOLE LICKED BY A FATMAN IN AN OVERCOAT?"
if she gets the reference she’s a keeper
If she doesn’t you go to jail for harrasment:joy:
fish oil? i don’t understand #iamfrench
It’s better that way, trust me.
Also I hope no ones actually thinking about using any of these.
it’s the russian roulette of pickup lines
Ay girl, id eat a mile of your shit just to see where it came from
Hey you look good. I look good. Wanna go home so we can just uh, stare at each other
Every angel has a reason of being on earth. What’s yours?
I fell for you
Did you fall from Heaven? 'Cause, like, your face is totally messed up.
“You remind me of my favorite pornstar, chicka!”
That was mean
I wish I had the snapchat logs but I told her,
“You around? I need your face [sic]”
And the fat bitch blocked me even though I’ve said worst. I don’t know why that one did it.