Cheesy pick up lines

[nikki]

That is a terrible line!! Ride you all day for a quarter!!?? Hehehehe!! Fell off my chair!

[nikki]

Oh my goooood!!! Brew of the damned!! You have got to be my bartender!!!

[Dinmiatus]

Lol your not the first to say that.

[dagar]

BUUUUUUUUUMP. This thread needs to be necromanced

[zzzzz]

"HEY BABY YOU EVER HAVE YOUR ASSHOLE LICKED BY A FATMAN IN AN OVERCOAT?"
if she gets the reference she’s a keeper

[dagar]

If she doesn’t you go to jail for harrasment​:joy:

[ebdr]

fish oil? i don’t understand #iamfrench

[WaveGod_L]

It’s better that way, trust me.

Also I hope no ones actually thinking about using any of these.

[zzzzz]

it’s the russian roulette of pickup lines

[mojosalad]

Ay girl, id eat a mile of your shit just to see where it came from

[AtlantisFrequency]

[Anassa]

@AtlantisFrequency
…aaaand now I’m hungry…

[AtlantisFrequency]

[Aasaa]

Hey you look good. I look good. Wanna go home so we can just uh, stare at each other

[davethebarbarian]

Every angel has a reason of being on earth. What’s yours?

[Eye_of_Ra]

I fell for you

[DarkestKnight]

Did you fall from Heaven? 'Cause, like, your face is totally messed up.

[TheGreyGuy]

“You remind me of my favorite pornstar, chicka!”

LMAO!

[Eye_of_Ra]

That was mean

[anon496642]

I wish I had the snapchat logs but I told her,

“You around? I need your face [sic]”

And the fat bitch blocked me even though I’ve said worst. I don’t know why that one did it.