Cheesy pick up lines


#62

Sorry, no flash photography allowed.


#63

Awww :pensive:


#64

Are you a campfire? Cause your hot and I want s’more.


#65

If I told you you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?


#66

that doesn’t even make sense…


#67

Are you an orphanage because I want to give you children


#68

Your so hot you would make the devil sweat! :smiling_imp:


#69

No, it would make me feel pretty :smile:


#70

I seem to have lost my phone number, can I have yours?


#71

Was your dad an alien because there’s nothing else like you on earth !


#72

How do you like your eggs? Poached, scrambled, or fertilized?


#73

I hope you know CPR because your taking my breath away.


#74

The level of cheesiness through the roof :laughing:


#75

You smell that? That’s me cause I’m the shit


#76

Excuse me but you owe me a drink! Because when I looked at you I dropped mine! :beers:


#77

Hmm :thinking: will that be one devil’s brew or abyssal nector.
We carry many flavors and they break all the taboos here. :smiling_imp: :tropical_drink:


#78

I’ll take an Infernal fireball :smiling_imp::volcano::cocktail:


#79

There’s a lot of fish in the sea but your the only one I’d like to mount! :joy::wink:


#80

That would be 3 shots of whiskey,1 shot of everclear, 2 shots of fireball, 1 cup of sprite and 3 table spoons of cherry juice. Topped with 1 stick of cinnamon.

I did mention all the drinks here break taboos right? :smiling_imp: :laughing:


#81

That actually sounds good! Haha, I could use a drink or 10. :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye: