Sorry, no flash photography allowed.
Awww
Are you a campfire? Cause your hot and I want sāmore.
If I told you you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?
that doesnāt even make senseā¦
Are you an orphanage because I want to give you children
Your so hot you would make the devil sweat!
No, it would make me feel pretty
I seem to have lost my phone number, can I have yours?
Was your dad an alien because thereās nothing else like you on earth !
How do you like your eggs? Poached, scrambled, or fertilized?
I hope you know CPR because your taking my breath away.
The level of cheesiness through the roof
You smell that? Thatās me cause Iām the shit
Excuse me but you owe me a drink! Because when I looked at you I dropped mine!
Hmm will that be one devilās brew or abyssal nector.
We carry many flavors and they break all the taboos here.
Iāll take an Infernal fireball
Thereās a lot of fish in the sea but your the only one Iād like to mount!
That would be 3 shots of whiskey,1 shot of everclear, 2 shots of fireball, 1 cup of sprite and 3 table spoons of cherry juice. Topped with 1 stick of cinnamon.
I did mention all the drinks here break taboos right?
That actually sounds good! Haha, I could use a drink or 10.