Cheesy pick up lines

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Awww :pensive:

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Are you a campfire? Cause your hot and I want sā€™more.

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If I told you you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?

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that doesnā€™t even make senseā€¦

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Are you an orphanage because I want to give you children

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Your so hot you would make the devil sweat! :smiling_imp:

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No, it would make me feel pretty :smile:

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I seem to have lost my phone number, can I have yours?

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Was your dad an alien because thereā€™s nothing else like you on earth !

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How do you like your eggs? Poached, scrambled, or fertilized?

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I hope you know CPR because your taking my breath away.

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The level of cheesiness through the roof :laughing:

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You smell that? Thatā€™s me cause Iā€™m the shit

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Excuse me but you owe me a drink! Because when I looked at you I dropped mine! :beers:

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Hmm :thinking: will that be one devilā€™s brew or abyssal nector.
We carry many flavors and they break all the taboos here. :smiling_imp: :tropical_drink:

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Iā€™ll take an Infernal fireball :smiling_imp::volcano::cocktail:

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Thereā€™s a lot of fish in the sea but your the only one Iā€™d like to mount! :joy::wink:

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That would be 3 shots of whiskey,1 shot of everclear, 2 shots of fireball, 1 cup of sprite and 3 table spoons of cherry juice. Topped with 1 stick of cinnamon.

I did mention all the drinks here break taboos right? :smiling_imp: :laughing:

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That actually sounds good! Haha, I could use a drink or 10. :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:

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