Sorry, no flash photography allowed.
Are you a campfire? Cause your hot and I want s’more.
If I told you you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?
that doesn’t even make sense…
Are you an orphanage because I want to give you children
Your so hot you would make the devil sweat!
No, it would make me feel pretty
I seem to have lost my phone number, can I have yours?
Was your dad an alien because there’s nothing else like you on earth !
How do you like your eggs? Poached, scrambled, or fertilized?
I hope you know CPR because your taking my breath away.
The level of cheesiness through the roof
You smell that? That’s me cause I’m the shit
Excuse me but you owe me a drink! Because when I looked at you I dropped mine!
Hmm will that be one devil’s brew or abyssal nector.
We carry many flavors and they break all the taboos here.
I’ll take an Infernal fireball
There’s a lot of fish in the sea but your the only one I’d like to mount!
That would be 3 shots of whiskey,1 shot of everclear, 2 shots of fireball, 1 cup of sprite and 3 table spoons of cherry juice. Topped with 1 stick of cinnamon.
I did mention all the drinks here break taboos right?
That actually sounds good! Haha, I could use a drink or 10.