Cheesy pick up lines


Sorry, no flash photography allowed.


Awww :pensive:


Are you a campfire? Cause your hot and I want s’more.


If I told you you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?


that doesn’t even make sense…


Are you an orphanage because I want to give you children


Your so hot you would make the devil sweat! :smiling_imp:


No, it would make me feel pretty :smile:


I seem to have lost my phone number, can I have yours?


Was your dad an alien because there’s nothing else like you on earth !


How do you like your eggs? Poached, scrambled, or fertilized?


I hope you know CPR because your taking my breath away.


The level of cheesiness through the roof :laughing:


You smell that? That’s me cause I’m the shit


Excuse me but you owe me a drink! Because when I looked at you I dropped mine! :beers:


Hmm :thinking: will that be one devil’s brew or abyssal nector.
We carry many flavors and they break all the taboos here. :smiling_imp: :tropical_drink:


I’ll take an Infernal fireball :smiling_imp::volcano::cocktail:


There’s a lot of fish in the sea but your the only one I’d like to mount! :joy::wink:


That would be 3 shots of whiskey,1 shot of everclear, 2 shots of fireball, 1 cup of sprite and 3 table spoons of cherry juice. Topped with 1 stick of cinnamon.

I did mention all the drinks here break taboos right? :smiling_imp: :laughing:


That actually sounds good! Haha, I could use a drink or 10. :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye: