Cheesy pick up lines


#82

Of my monstrosities I would stick to 3 max to start.

I HAVE to give this disclaimer now cause I had one friend coming back the next day claiming I almost cost him his job cuase he work up drunk :laughing: everyone else had hangovers im standing here sippin coffee laughing my ass off going “I WaRnEd aLL oF yoU! But you didnt believe me simple cause it didnt taste like hairspray lmao”

Listen to the mad man who does not get hangover’s from his own demonic concoctions. :smiling_imp:


#83

I wish you were a pony carousel outside of walmart so I could ride you all day long for a quarter :joy::joy::joy:

I know that’s horrible but it totally made me laugh!! :smiley:


#84

Are you a bartender or just like making drinks? I think everyone should learn how to make a couple of good smooth drinks :tropical_drink::wine_glass::cocktail:


#85

I just enjoy playing mad mixologist makin drinks of hellish and nightmarish strength that taste like nectar of the gods or dark gods depending on your preference.:sunglasses::smiling_imp:

Just happens the “normal” people dont wanna believe my warning :laughing:
They are ALL Smooth and hellishly strong. :grin:


#86

Example Brew of the damned
4cups dark rum,4cup light rum, 3 cups vodka, 2 cups 151proof rum, 1 cup each of lime and lemon juice mixin in a pitcher infused with prefered tropical fruits for 1 week. Pour 2-3 shots mixed with 3cups of sprite and enjoy. :smiling_imp: tasty but scary


#87

Sounds awesome!! :smiling_imp:


#88

Well if ya want anymore scary ideas and wanna brainstorm feel free to pm me.
Also these make good offerings for ritual :wink:


#89

Cool thanks! Azazel loves fireball so i can only imagine :blush:


#90

Exactly :wink:


#91

Stop, drop, and roll baby your on fire! :slight_smile:


#92

Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you everyone else disappears.


#93

Let’s both be naughty this year and save Santa the trip! :smiling_imp:


#94

Do you have advanced radiation poisoning? Because you are glowing!


#95

You look ill. You must be suffering form a lack of Vitamin ME.


#96

Your so hot your causing global warming! :sun_with_face:


#97

Girl you so hot, if you had to enter Antarctica you’d cause a melt down.


#98

Feel my shirt , know what’s it’s made of? Girlfriend material! :joy:


#99

So my girlfriends a sniper. You know how she shows me she cares? She said she missed me!!!


#100

Kissing burns 5 calories a minute, how bout a workout? :kiss:


#101

So we are friends now, when do the benefits kick in?