Cheesy pick up lines


#42

I actually like this one despite the cheesiness;

“Sorry, can I get a map? I got lost in your eyes.”


#43

everyone does, pick up lines are pure cringe thats why we love them.


#44

It looks like someone stuffed two fine hams in the back of your dress :joy::joy: (gotta love the ladies man!)


#45

I’m like taco bell I’ll spice up your night!


#46

Taco Bell can also spice up a persons night in a different way.


#47

I was screwing around with the kik bot and it told me this

Haha! You can all thank @Aiden_Crow and @Aluriel for showing me the world of kik :joy::joy:


#48

Haha


#49

Oh I love this one…Santa must have come early this year, because you were first on my Christmas list :christmas_tree:


#50

Are you a Pokémon?

Cuz I wanna peek achu


#51

Are you on wifi? Because I’m feeling a connection. :joy:


#52

Ahahaha :joy::joy::joy:


#53

Are you tired cause you’ve been running through my mind all mind :grin:


#54

Do you think E A Koetting has ever had to resort to any of these come ons?


#55

Haha…I doubt it. He is nice looking and has a good personality. I’m sure he does well without any pickup lines :slight_smile:


#56

“Hello, what’s your name - do you know the prosecutor? The defendant? What about the judge?”

That might not work too well in a bar…

“Why the long face?”

“I’m a horse…”

Nope, you can lead a horse to a wine bar but you can’t make it flirt…


#57

I’m not drunk I’m just intoxicated by you :beer:


#58

“Grab yer coat - you’ve pulled…”


#59

Is your dad a terrorist because you are the bomb.


#60

Is your dad a drug dealer because you’re dope


#61

Can I take your picture so I can prove angels do exist