I actually like this one despite the cheesiness;
“Sorry, can I get a map? I got lost in your eyes.”
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everyone does, pick up lines are pure cringe thats why we love them.
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It looks like someone stuffed two fine hams in the back of your dress 
(gotta love the ladies man!)
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I’m like taco bell I’ll spice up your night!
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Taco Bell can also spice up a persons night in a different way.
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I was screwing around with the kik bot and it told me this
Haha! You can all thank @Aiden_Crow and @Aluriel for showing me the world of kik 
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Haha
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Oh I love this one…Santa must have come early this year, because you were first on my Christmas list 
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Are you a Pokémon?
Cuz I wanna peek achu
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Are you on wifi? Because I’m feeling a connection.
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Ahahaha
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Are you tired cause you’ve been running through my mind all mind 
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Do you think E A Koetting has ever had to resort to any of these come ons?
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Haha…I doubt it. He is nice looking and has a good personality. I’m sure he does well without any pickup lines 
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“Hello, what’s your name - do you know the prosecutor? The defendant? What about the judge?”
That might not work too well in a bar…
“Why the long face?”
“I’m a horse…”
Nope, you can lead a horse to a wine bar but you can’t make it flirt…
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I’m not drunk I’m just intoxicated by you 
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“Grab yer coat - you’ve pulled…”
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Is your dad a terrorist because you are the bomb.
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Is your dad a drug dealer because you’re dope
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Can I take your picture so I can prove angels do exist
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