Cheesy pick up lines


Not a pickup, but the best intro that was ever used on me:

How much does a polar bear weigh?
About enough to break the ice.


I used to know a lot of them. Just trying to remember some of them :smile:

You should see a medical professional about the diabetes


are you a chicken farmer?
cause you sure know how raise a cock

are you a parking ticket?
cus you got FINE written all over you

wanna go on an ate?
you’ll get the D later


I forgot about that one.


Is this the Matrix because I think your the One!


do you have a bandaid?
cause I just scraped my knee falling for you


If kisses were snowflakes , I’d send you a blizzard. :snowflake:


wow whoooooooow was that an earthquake?
or did you just rock my world


did you just fart?
cause you blew me away


Omg lol

Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should i walk by again?


What time do you get off? Can I watch?


Someone pass the tartar sauce, because your quiet the catch !!


Nice legs, when do they open ! :smiling_imp:


You:Say me
You:Try again , you forget the d
Girl: there’s no D in me
You: Not yet :smiling_imp:


Are you a fisherman , cuz you’ve got me hooked !


If you were words on a page you’d be FINE print! :joy:


Damn girl, you just get off the short bus? 'Cause you look special…


That is funny. Never heard that one before


What do you and the weather have in common? Your both hot!


Fuck me if I’m wrong but wasn’t Ronald Reagan the first president of the United States?