Cheesy pick up lines

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Not a pickup, but the best intro that was ever used on me:

How much does a polar bear weigh?
About enough to break the ice.

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I used to know a lot of them. Just trying to remember some of them :smile:

You should see a medical professional about the diabetes

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are you a chicken farmer?
cause you sure know how raise a cock

are you a parking ticket?
cus you got FINE written all over you

wanna go on an ate?
youā€™ll get the D later

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I forgot about that one.

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Is this the Matrix because I think your the One!

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do you have a bandaid?
cause I just scraped my knee falling for you

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If kisses were snowflakes , Iā€™d send you a blizzard. :snowflake:

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wow whoooooooow was that an earthquake?
or did you just rock my world

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did you just fart?
cause you blew me away

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Omg lol

Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should i walk by again?

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What time do you get off? Can I watch?

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Someone pass the tartar sauce, because your quiet the catch !!

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Nice legs, when do they open ! :smiling_imp:

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You:Say me
Girl:Me
You:Try again , you forget the d
Girl: thereā€™s no D in me
You: Not yet :smiling_imp:

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Are you a fisherman , cuz youā€™ve got me hooked !

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If you were words on a page youā€™d be FINE print! :joy:

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Damn girl, you just get off the short bus? 'Cause you look specialā€¦

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39

That is funny. Never heard that one before

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What do you and the weather have in common? Your both hot!

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Fuck me if Iā€™m wrong but wasnā€™t Ronald Reagan the first president of the United States?

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