Cheesy pick up lines


#22

Not a pickup, but the best intro that was ever used on me:

How much does a polar bear weigh?
About enough to break the ice.


#23

I used to know a lot of them. Just trying to remember some of them :smile:

You should see a medical professional about the diabetes


#24

are you a chicken farmer?
cause you sure know how raise a cock

are you a parking ticket?
cus you got FINE written all over you

wanna go on an ate?
you’ll get the D later


#25

I forgot about that one.


#26

Is this the Matrix because I think your the One!


#27

do you have a bandaid?
cause I just scraped my knee falling for you


#28

If kisses were snowflakes , I’d send you a blizzard. :snowflake:


#29

wow whoooooooow was that an earthquake?
or did you just rock my world


#30

did you just fart?
cause you blew me away


#31

Omg lol

Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should i walk by again?


#32

What time do you get off? Can I watch?


#33

Someone pass the tartar sauce, because your quiet the catch !!


#34

Nice legs, when do they open ! :smiling_imp:


#35

You:Say me
Girl:Me
You:Try again , you forget the d
Girl: there’s no D in me
You: Not yet :smiling_imp:


#36

Are you a fisherman , cuz you’ve got me hooked !


#37

If you were words on a page you’d be FINE print! :joy:


#38

Damn girl, you just get off the short bus? 'Cause you look special…


#39

That is funny. Never heard that one before


#40

What do you and the weather have in common? Your both hot!


#41

Fuck me if I’m wrong but wasn’t Ronald Reagan the first president of the United States?