Lol I would have wondered what they were thinking out of amusement.
Maybe I should category hop to get more stories? I threw it in the lounge thinking the real funny ones would be the most experienced peeps
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I just want you all to know I am sorely disappointed at the lack of humorous manifestations in your lifeās lol.
I also figured I should note, that if youāre stuck in any kind of sexual rut, want to add some spice to your relationship, or simply fap more, I highly recommend the above djinn. The effect is to date, ongoing.
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Not if you invoke archangel Michael into it then ascend the flashlight to top tier 
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This thread contains some good āoopsā:
Whatās the Most Retarded Thing Youāve Done in the Occult
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Thanks. I was thinking weād have some of those here lol, but I love good funny so Iāll hop on over and take a look.
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The most oops thing I ever did was eat St. Expediteās Poundcake.
I think I also washed it down with his water too, I canāt remember exactly.
Man, that dude kicked my bank accountās ass man.
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Kicked it?
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Well, I had a business, right? And out of the blue this kid who is a long time customer of mine decides heās going to level all these charge backs at me for products he downloaded already.
The boy nearly brought my business to its demise singlehandedly.
In the end, I finally destroyed the issue, non-magically, but I also apologized to St. Expedite as well.
Girl, he didnāt stop the kid, it was like, āWell, you started this issue, now you have to go finish it.ā
But I did finish it, and thankfully I donāt have the issue anymore.
But girl, my business almost died. I was in a literal war lol.
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Thatās amazing. I mean Iāve made mistakes that were awful before too, but different consequences. I mean, you can think you are point on and considered it all the way and all the way around, and it can still throw you threw a loop.
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I mean, honestly, Iād have done the same kind of thing. It wasnāt HORRIBLE, but it hurt like a mother fucker. But the point was proven.
Iām actually famous on Facebook and Reddit for this story, because apparently Iām the only one who āAte the Poundcakeā. which is totally cool. Iām famous lol.
But, Iād definitely say that expedite is āthe homieā.
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Iām glad you shared lol. I donāt hear many bad stories about interactions with saints lol.
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It wasnāt even bad, it was more like, āDude, you ate my shit, Iāll get you.ā
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BUt definitely new. Iām glad I fucked up with a saint and not a demon.
Jeepers.
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Hey, I see this post is old, but I just wanted to ask what exactly you did to have Alrahiah help you with arousal and intimacy? If you donāt mind me asking, I just am not sure how one would go about that. Was it some kind of ritual?
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When you think with yourself āwhy call upon demons when my servitors seem to be capable of manifesting some mind boggling amazing stuff working all day just for me without requiring much of anything in return?ā And all your servitors start dying or just become less out of nowhere
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Or when you ask Michael help with dealing with a servitor that went a bit havoc and started causing you trouble and all your succubi servitors die.
Angels were laughing at me when I said āno shit fuck, no no!! My mistake!! No angels!!ā When a demon said to me to work with angels and I was imagining how good it was if the angels didnāt test me for once
Well. I had several books on djinn, they were more like pdfs with lists of names and powers that averaged maybe 5-10 pages long but some were a bit longer and included sigils for the djinns listed.
I couldnāt get those djinn to show up to the party, so I decided either the method was flawed, or if they ever existed, they might for one reason or another not now.
So I used Corwin Hargroveās opening ritual, and went through the books and then tried evoking either with the names or sigils, depending on which was available and bam it worked. The responded when summoned after his opening ritual, whereas they did not respond just by attempting to evoke with the names or sigils.
I just asked for something that was listed as a power for each, I was doing what I call a intensive, and tackling a large problem by breaking it down into all of the smaller problems. This djinn didnāt have something for my problem, but like I said, I was verifying their existence and well itās powers were something I could personally use. So I asked it quite simply to do this for me.
It was in one of the books without sigils, it was just a long several page list of djinn and their powers and this was itās powerā¦
Helps you achieve full arousal and orgasm,
To gain full arousal even when a lot of chaotic and stressful events surrounding your life.
To gain insight and understanding into the sexual desires of your partner, creating a deep understand of each others sexuality mutually.
As far s it being old, I was kinda disappointed there were not more people, who had magic manifest in funny, unexpected ways lol but thatās ok. There are sometimes in other threads, I just thought we could have a compilation of funnies, to help us laugh when are down.
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Thank you so much for taking the time to respond to my question. Iāll definitely look into that opening ritual!
I can provide a funny blooper for you
In my past, when I was still on psychiatric medication, I would do magick on ambien. I went outside to my tent, and I remember having difficulty starting a bonfire. I woke up in the morning with no shirt on, and there was an empty bottle of Pam lying on the ground next to the bonfire that I couldnāt light. I figured that I tried to spray the wood with Pam to ignite it, ended up giving up, and passed out in a huge puddle of rain. My mom was screaming about where the hell the Pam she just bought went off to, and I had to convince her that she didnāt buy any.
Donāt do ambien while attempting magick (or bonfires), kiddos
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