Balg Bloopers

General Discussion
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I almost asked if you meant flowers then thought no… he’s pretty good with english.

lmao

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Well, they are technically flowers, I guess. Also, panadero mean baker too. Damn crazy language.

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Either way it’s kinda funny cute… having to run off to google up a yellow flower to picture, mid operation.

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24

You have to… YELLOW?! It’s not the white one you blow and see the damn things spreading in the wind?!

ETA: Googled again. It seems it is both.

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25

Well it is, but its that after it’s the yellow flower.

I love dandelions when they are yellow like the sun. I love the sun, and when they are yellow it means summer is here.

The white part you blow, is after the flower. That is the seeds for all the new lil baby dandelions.

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26

Oh, well. I’ve just decided my ritual worked anyway.

I just had three days of summer in winter here. That was damn crazy.

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27

lol, congrats

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28

I would extinguish it if it weren’t necessary for life on this planet

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29

:woman_shrugging: hai der moon man. Can’t we all just get along as opposites…

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30

Well, if the sun goes, the moon does too. After all, moonlight is merely reflected sunlight so, even if we weren’t dead without the sun, we’d all be blind lol

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Thats what flashlights are for

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32

Yes, but flashlights are finite light sources.

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Lol @anon97554939 that was an… interesting experience :laughing:

This is off-topic but what books do you use on djinns? I only know about Corwin and Baal Kadmon books

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I’ve been working pretty extensively with Saul Bouchard djinn books, But I’ve also been using Donald Johnson’s Books as well as Hargroves.

Really none of yous every made a funny oops? I mean I can’t be the only moron on here😂

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I have yet to learn the lesson of not thinking “I really want to get out of here” while I am at work, as it always leads to critical machine failure. Would that count as a blooper?

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36

I’ve never magicked myself into a frenzy of horny-ness, but I did fill my room with incense to the point of suffocation once, making my neighbours think the house was on fire when I opened the window to let the billowing smoke out.

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Manifesting your own pain :joy: :rofl: What can go wrong, will go wrong in times like those :stuck_out_tongue:

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Lol how did you explain that? or Did you just let them come to their own conclusions?

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Oh yeah, just so happens to shut down an entire factory in the process in that case

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I told them the truth. After assuring them my house was not on fire, and thanking them for checking on me, I said I had just put too much incense on my burner. They kind of looked at me funny, but didn’t ask any more questions.

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