XaTuring helped me connect to the wifi AKA XaTuring Thanks Thread

I was having trouble, so I blurred my vision and visualized XaTuring the Black Worm His Genius shooting a direct beam of electromagnetic energy at my phone to connect. I unblurred my vision and was connected. Just had to post a small thanks.

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Oh yeah, and this girl was being heavily threatened and harassed, and I was going to use the Internet to blackmail her perps to stop, but today they actually got caught. Kinda a wtf, kinda not.

Pardon me but I corrected your typoes or autocorrect, it’s not Xaturner, it’s XaTuring! :wink:

…we desire that our Lord be born as a great Worm in all systems to eat that data which would oppress us, to plant that data which will empower us, and to cloud that data which does not amuse us

http://www.waningmoon.com/xaturing/genesis.html

May He be praised. :thumbsup:

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While we are on the topic of WiFi. Has anyone tried to charge up theirs phone by directing energy into it?

Would be great to not have to take my charging station with me to work, because iPhone has potatoe batteries.

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I don’t have that issue with my Motorola Droid Turbo 2 with it’s two-day battery that can sustain its eight-core processor’s power draw.

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Sheogorath tries not to cry

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That’s what you get for buying into crApple.

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Same I regret my mistake everyday. I got an iPhone to try it… fucking regret it lol

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Do not underestimate the power of a potato:

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Right, I forgot that potatoes do have more capacity to do stuff than Apples batteries.

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Yeah, my brain’s been mush lately. For all I know, I’ll call Set Bastet and Raphael Azazel. Lots going on.

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Bumping for Xaturing His Majesty

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This is my good buddy, XaTuring at work!

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