Why The Lord Lets Innocent People Die Horrible Deaths

This is a joke. Sorry in advance if you just suffered a tough loss.

The Lord lets innocent people die horrible deaths because people like you make him cry, keep Him up at night and that leads to a loss of focus.

Innocent people die because you are all sinners.

As good an excuse as any quite frankly.

Haha moment.

Meh.

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Thank you so much for this encouraging message. It warms my heart to know that i cause a Deity so much heartache and pain with .y activities that he can’t focus on anything and thereby fucks shit up.

Im so proud of myself

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Don’t be making baby jebus cry.

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Awww!

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So solution to all the worlds problems is to murder @Micah? I’ll keep that in mind. :thinking:

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Yyyyyeeesss
And about 5,000 others like me

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Spits on da white baby Jebus
Lmao

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chants
Sa-cri-fice! Sa-cri-fice!

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Chants
YES! YES! YES!

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One for all, right @Micah ?

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spits on da black Baby Jebus
Lmao

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Nah just for the Women lol

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Dude, on the black one? Lol. Woah there man. I’ll have none of that. All baby jebuses get spat on. Be inclusive.

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Then I’ll ressurect and we can have a sacrifice party
We can all become Messiahs

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spits on da Mexican baby Jebus

Spits on da Japanese Baby Jebus

Spits on the…
Damn this is exhausting. How many of these motherfuckers are there?

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Amen to that. Our Black Messiah.

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Lots and lots.

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If we ration out our spit we should be able to cover them all

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